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Zamorak - Why's he get to be first in the list?!?
Saradomin - Ah, praise thee to be. ... that made no sense.
Guthix - Lazy slob sleeps all the time.
Armadyl - Allergic to birds.
Bandos - Sounds too much like "Ban Those".
Zaros - Really needs to teach his followers proper organization skills.
Elidnis - This water tastes funny ...
Icthlarin - Has fleas.
Seren - Apparently only elves are allowed to worship her.
Iban - Not even a God!
Marimbo - Needs a bath.
Tumeken - Honestly, who would worship 'anything' with 'Tum' in its name?
Amascut - Ah, the Devourer. I use her as a slayer master. That's all I need from her.
Seren - Still the case that only elves are allowed to worship her.
Kendal - Smells like ash.
Fossegrimen - Why do Gods need fish when they don't eat? Are the bored? Are they lonely? ... maybe I shouldn't think about it.
Ikov - I'm pretty sure Ikov is a building, not a God. If this is supposed to be a joke, it's not a very good one.
No Het? No Apmeken? No Crondis? No Scabaras? Pity.
Ultimately, I picked Saradomin, because ... well, because I'm Saraodminist. Duh?
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