Dumb Newbie Conversations v2

Jessica · **Posted:** August 7th, 2005, 2:06 pm

This is something that happened not too long ago, I didn't have any armor on at that time.

Noob: Nice outfit
Me: Thanks
Noob: How much for it?
Me: Can't sell
Noob: Plz can I buy it?

(I log off)

Adbot · **Posted:** August 7th, 2005, 2:06 pm

zobbey89 · **Posted:** August 7th, 2005, 2:44 pm

this happed to me some time ago

noob:nice hat
me:thanx
noob:can i buy
me:hmm yea
noob:how much?
me:3m
noob:lol u scammer there worth 500gp ea
me:rite....
noob:ill buy 1k ea thats a deal u noob
me:a robin is worth more then 1k!!!!
noob:runs off callin me a noob
i really dunno y to this day....

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** August 7th, 2005, 5:46 pm

Quote:

Noob: Hello their, my name is Mike. I need your password.
Me: Why do you need it exactly?
Noob: I work for Jagex, and you have been too good for rs, so I need your password.
Me: Why haven't you taken Zezimas password yet?
Noob: We have, she is no longer on RS.
Me: Zezima is a guy.
Noob: Pardon me, I frogot. Please, tell me your password or I will tell the authorities!
Me: I thought you were the authorities.
Noob: Yes, just give me your password.
Me: Can I see your crown first?
Noob: What, a tiara?

man that is funny! :lol:

i cant stop!

oh and a noob came up to me and said:
noob: can i have ur armor? (i was werring addy at the time)
me: i donno, can u?
noob: may i have ur armer?
me: ...
me:no
noob: how come?
me:cuz
noob:how about if i give you something....
me: like...
noob:?
Me: like what?
noob:um... a... dragon plate?(yes he ment spinning plate)
me: untradable
noob2:can i have ur armor?
me:oh gez...

Crysala · **Posted:** August 8th, 2005, 2:05 am

ahhh!! too many NOOBS! runs away! run awaaayy...

the blue men · **Posted:** August 8th, 2005, 4:53 am

Walking from Varrock to Falador is boring... So i often follow people who are going to Fally...
*Me following a noob*
Noob: Hey... Stop following.
Me: y should i
Noob: Well give me 5k for taking you to the other Town..
Me: no
Noob: Stop following or i will report you...
Me: for what will you report me then?
Noob: I ain't saying that...
Me: To bad you can't report people for being a noob...
Noob: What is a noob???
Me: exactly my point...
(and we are in Falador)

I was in world1 with this one...
Noob: Selling frog mask
Me: Those are untradeable...
Noob: Really?
Me: Yeh
Noob: You are not scamming me, right?
Me: No i am not scamming you...
Noob: k thanks...
Noob: but do you want to buy it?
Me: ](*,)

This 1 happend a few days ago...
Noob: Hey Blue
Me: Yeh?
Noob: I can trim your armor and i can dye your mask...
Me: You can't dye masks and trim armor...
Noob: Yes I can, you can do it with a high crafting lvl...
*I check his crafting*
Me: your crafting isn't even on the highscores!!!
Noob: So... You can't trim armor cause you don't know how...
Noob: I can cause I know how
Me: Why aren't you wearing then trimmed armor...
Noob: Cause black is impossible to trim... Every1 knows that noob.
*I put noob on ingore list...*

I really hate noob's especially when thy try to scam you...

Daniel · **Posted:** August 8th, 2005, 5:23 am

ok heres mine from a while back

noob: Hello sir,
me: hu r u?
noob: i work for jagex and we are offering a free membership
me: yeah what ever
noob: are you intrested?
me: i'll think about it
*reports and removes and places on ignore*

Adbot · **Posted:** August 8th, 2005, 5:23 am

the blue men · **Posted:** August 8th, 2005, 6:19 am

Landspeeder wrote:

ok heres mine from a while back

noob: Hello sir,
me: hu r u?
noob: i work for jagex and we are offering a free membership
me: yeah what ever
noob: are you intrested?
me: i'll think about it
*reports and removes and places on ignore*

I had that 2...
I just said i already was a member

fuzzball · **Posted:** August 8th, 2005, 1:04 pm

this recently happend to me on a members server:

noob:i'll buy your chick 3k
me:its non tradable(as if i would sell it for 3k if it was :roll:

)
noob:im a member
me: know that duh...
noob:oh
*noob runs away*

i also heard a girl say this when i was running by:

noob:haha i just reported her for stealing my stuff when i died!

:roll:

trekkie · **Posted:** August 8th, 2005, 9:25 pm

Silver Me111

30 Jul 2005 06:53 Edit Message

noob1-i just old my bro's phat for 24k
noob2-how much is it worth
noob1-100gp
noob2-nice! your brother will be proud

Arigorn445

30 Jul 2005 06:59 Edit Message

i was watching my bro play cuz he started before me. my bro went to washroom so i played for a sec
i was woodcutting
noob:wats up
me:my middle finger
noob:ran away

fuzzball · **Posted:** August 10th, 2005, 7:50 am

trekkie wrote:

Silver Me111

30 Jul 2005 06:53 Edit Message

noob1-i just old my bro's phat for 24k
noob2-how much is it worth
noob1-100gp
noob2-nice! your brother will be proud

noob2 later wonders why noob1 suddenly quit runescape....*taps plays*

ex freind:hey your level 50!no one ever tells me anything any more.:...(
me:oh im sorry...i..thought i told you(sort of anyway lol)
ef:no one loves me.:...(
me:i love all my freinds!
me:(in pm to good freind)my freinds really depressed cuz i didnt tell him i was lvl 50!
goodfreind:whats his name?
me:exfreind but dont tell him i said that or anything.
ef:do you know goodfreind?
me:!!!yes!what did she say to you??
ef:she said she was sorry somethingsomething
me:oh
ef:is she hot?
(here my eyes pop out of my head cause my goodfreind gets this all the time=p
me:uuum yes...
me:(in pm)roflroflrofllolololololol!he asked of you were hot!
goodfreind:tell him i have a bf(or something like that)
me:rofl!ok
blahblah blah....its ll together an extremely stupid ocnversation with my ef.

trekkie · **Posted:** August 12th, 2005, 5:36 pm

if you have read my noob threads on the rs forum you would get this

here's one i got over the pm

noob: hey i read your noob thread it was hilarious
*me* getting tons of these everyday does not respond
noob: fine put me on the ignore noob

i don't want to be rude. but after making these thread i got TONS of those pm everyday. dont get me wrong i am greatful you enjoy them but getting so many everyday does get annoying after some time you know

Restless Soul · **Posted:** August 22nd, 2005, 10:23 am

This is what happened 5 minutes ago on my minor account. I had just got a load of ores and was heading back to the bank when a 'Random Person' came up to me and started a conversation. (the Random Person's name is not really Random person)

Random Person: Hi
Me: Hello
Can I help?
Random Person: Do u have any brothers or sisters than no ur password (came up as ********)
Pass
Me: Why?
Random Person: U can change it
Me: I know I can change it.
Random Person: Runescape feels bad that peole r scaming u
So u can change it now
Me: No-one has scammed me. (yet)
Random Person: And do u have a bucket
Me: Yes, why?
Random Person: I need 1
Can I havew it
Me: Go to the general store, they cost 1-2gp.

Dragon · **Posted:** August 22nd, 2005, 11:06 am

the blue men wrote:

Noob: Hi
Me: Hi...
Me: Who are you?
Noob: I am a mod of Jacex
Me: It's Jagex...
Noob: oh...
Noob logs out

-

Noob: Hi i am a mod of Jagex i need your password
Me: Where is your crown?
Noob: Well, we don't do that all the time...
Noob: But i need your password.
Me: Why? (like whatever)
Noob: You got reported for item scamming.
Me: By who?
Noob: can't say...
Me: Scammer...
Noob: i am not a Scammer...
Me: No, "Scammer" is my password...
Noob: Muhahaha I wasn't a mod... I am a scammer i am going to hack you!!!
Me: you really think "scammer" was my password?
Noob: I was kidding... I am a Mod...
Me: Lol

-

I saw this when i was in Lumbridge after I died in Wildy...
Noob: You scammed me...
Noob2: Muhahahahaha
Noob: Every1 report *name of noob2*...
*I don't like scammers... especially when they are scamming noob's. SO i reported him...*
Noob: Come on give me my tinderbox back!!!
Noob2: no it is now my tinderbox...
Me::-s

That last one!!! **** I laughed for like an hour. Gotta love noobs

<3greenxday<3 · **Posted:** November 19th, 2005, 2:50 pm

this one was from a wile ago...

I was in the free world, I forget why... but I was in barbarian village and a nood came up to me..

noob: My dad is the owner of Jagex, he is giving out free members... you want free members?

me: Umm... how? (seeing how hes scamming people)

noob: Give me your pass and ill set it up.

me:your going to pay for it?

noob: Its free for me because my dad owns Jagex!

me: Ok... my pass if "uoykcuf"

noob: Haha you fell for it!!

me: Read my "pass" backwords...

noob: ...Oh... i was just kidding...my dad is here now.. wanna talk to him?

me: Lmao...

(i just leave...then he logs out and into a different world..)