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 Post subject: Favorite Epic One Liners?
PostPosted: January 9th, 2011, 3:26 pm 
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Yes, these epic one liners
Here are mine:

Did you guys hear about the energizer bunny getting arrested for punching a guy?
Yea, he was charged with...
*sunglasses*
Battery
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horatio, the victim was found strangled in the chicken coop!
Well, it seems as if...
*sunglasses*
The yolk was on him.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and my favourite...

Did you guys hear about the gambler who who hit by falling meat?
I guess you could say...
*sunglasses*
The steaks were too high
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about you guys?

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with shade trees?

The Nazis prefer to march in the shade!

That's my favorite

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They say he was lured into the store with YuGiOh cards.

I guess it was...

...a trap card

YEAAAAAAAAAAA

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

BAM!

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These are funny but all of you but Cliff are doing it wrong
Should be in the format-
1.Statement made by someone other than you/your introducing it
2. Leading bit ending with "..."
3.*sunglasses*
4. Punchline
5. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well the other ones are funny, don't have to be CSI intro spoofs.

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moved to forum games.

It is not a topic that will generate a lot of discussion, so it has been moved here.

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Fight Club;

"We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra."

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