2002 billion reasons why half life 2 sucks.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 2:47 am

*this is for the XBOX version keep your 1337 pc versions to yourselfs*

- To many loading screens.

- They bragged about there amazing graphics..yet they can't even show my hands when i pick objects up..so instead i get floating objects in front of me...which looks stupid.

- The npc marksmenship is beyond stupid. I've played a lot of fps games, i used to play a lot of them online. And not EVER have i been shot so many times the guys just DO NOT miss. Want to run from one box to another to get a better view on who's shooting at you? Expect to be hit 5+ times just doing that.

- I have no idea what is going on. I don't know if you had to complete the first one to know what the hells happening in the second but to be honest i got bored with the first one although i was near completing it.

- Everyone was so amazed about how realisticly the boxes and planks break. It isn't all that good. Not that i hugely care how good a box looks. What i DO care about is having to stand there 5 mins to break through the thing. Why? Because when you whack a plank it BREAKS INTO LITTLE BITS. SO YOU HAVE TO WHACK EACH PART. It is annoying.

- They give you little to no direction infact they put things in stupid places..it just seems there trying to drag out this boring thing.

- I wasted £6 renting it. (yea that does mean it sucks to me so ha)

There we go. What? Not 2002 billion reasons? That's cause i've only played through about 3 percent of the game. I'll have the rest up as i go no doubt.

'YOUR In n0 PosItioN to jUdge It WihOut plAYIn it through firST!!'

Yes i am i've played it and it's already ticked me of why let my angre build up playing all the way through when i can let of steam about how stupid it is here?[/list]

Adbot · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 2:47 am

EnglishPenguin · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 3:39 am

That's an intersting veiw, never played the game,s so I wouldn't know, but after I read this, I don't want to play it...

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 4:34 am

-They added in a jump option yet they may as well of missed it out. The guy barley comes of the ground.

-I've just lost my game so im having to start all over again because the stupid hover craft/jet ski/speed crap thing course i lost my ship and decided to walk. The toxic waste kills me everytime on foot and the morons decided it would be a good idea to put an autosave in there and not respawn the ship everytime you die. -.-

- I can't understand what the gaurds say. The masks messees there voices up.

- It's annoying that woman in the back ground who keeps saying something along the lines of 'warning unknown person in area <insert name> please identifiy yourself' or something along those lines. I GET THE PICTURE. EVERYWERE I GO I HEAR THAT WOMAN.

- The guy can't swim. Ok i lied he can somewhat swim. It's when he gets to the surface of the water..unless you hold A so he Jumps up and down like a weirdo and the screen shakes annoyingly he will just sink to the bottom of the water. -.- It is an extreme pain trying to shoot someone while your trying to keep your head above water.

- The pistol sucks. You shoot someone in the head 3 times and they still don't die. Does head shot not mean anything to people?

- The grenades are good but as there's no pretty explosion there boring to use and there's a lack of them.

- The machine gun at first i was impressed by now i've noticed how much ammo it goes through and what lack of ammo they give you.

- Toxic waste. I don't mind it when it's sitting there not getting in my way. I do mind being forced to walk through it.
Hi my names gorden i wont think logically no i'll just walk through some toxic waste that's going to hurt and remove my health! Gee what well designed levels.

Still not impressed by it. Still no idea what exacly im supposed to be doing..i know im trying to get to some place...to see some guy...no idea why or who this guy is though. Or whats going on.

Robbie · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 11:18 am

I have it.

I tried it.

I turned it off forever after readon number 2 on your first post.

Dave · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 12:54 pm

Yes I agree. I have tried it on the xbox and compared it to the pc version. Its way better on pc. Better graphics and it doesn't take as long to break the stuff ect. The controls are probably a little easier to get used to on the xbox version though.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 1:35 pm

I almost got impressed earlier! The gravity gun!!

Yawn.

Gets boring fast. And as they seem to of put in an annoyingly large amount of small iritating bugs that leap on your face, it's not much good...it's like throwing a chest of draws cause you saw a spider.

Still don't actuley know whats going on rotfl..i just know im having to keep leaving for no aparent reason lmao wow such a great story line.

Adbot · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 1:35 pm

Jessica · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 9:27 pm

I played half life for a while. Now I stick to a game made by the same company (I'm pretty sure). You can see it in my sig

Snowfox · **Posted:** December 30th, 2005, 11:41 pm

Yes I think the game is boring. The one part I found fun though was in the first level (I think) when you can blow up the guys lunch with the microwave.

coventelite · **Posted:** December 31st, 2005, 11:32 am

Omg lol! how do u blow up the guys lunch in the microwave!!!! :shock:

And even through it's bugs this game is Ok but, yea i agree with you pc version is better

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** December 31st, 2005, 12:10 pm

Oh..my..god...so istarted the game again after losing my first game to a stupid bug. I finally caught up to where i was again and was making slow boring progress.

When i let my sister play it for awhile. I set up a new game for her tell her not to save because it auto saves in areas and i didn't want her accidently saving over my file. Well guess what? The autosave saved over my file. -.- I had done it manually and created a diffrent save spot from the auto save so it wouldn't get wiped if someone else played. AND IT SAVED OVER MY FILE.

WHAT SORT OF A STUPID SYSTEM SAVES OVER YOUR GAME.

DID THEY NOT THINK HMM MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT PLAY IT TO?

Meh, i quit. Refuse to start again.

thief18954 · **Posted:** December 31st, 2005, 2:25 pm

OMG blowing up people's lunch is so fun!! $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

And yes, I considered getting this version of Half-Life 2 for my Xbox, but, I already know the story line, and I pretty much get the idea of it, and I have a billion other things to do, so no, not for me.

Yet, I love looking at those boxes. :wink:

coventelite · **Posted:** January 1st, 2006, 7:10 am

How do u blow up peoples lunshes!!!??? tell m3 pl0x

Lisaz · **Posted:** January 1st, 2006, 8:44 am

i only saw it in pc
but the best part was with the STRIDERS or hoq do you call them

Amv · **Posted:** January 1st, 2006, 2:37 pm

I cant even get past barney when he is in disguise....
"Loading 99%" AND ITS STUCK

Waynehead · **Posted:** January 1st, 2006, 6:47 pm

Meh just go play "Fable" if you want a good XBOX game