Quests needed: Troll Stronghold, Druidic Ritual.
Levels Needed: 31 herblore.
Items Needed: Climb Boots, 10 Grain, 5 raw chickens, pinnaple chunks, Gin(Vodka, Whiskey, Brandy also works.), 2 logs, Vial of Water, Ranarr Weed, Pestle and mortar, tinderbox, 1 ardy Telly, 1 fally telly. One Games necklace.
(not included: pestle and mortar)
The Plan:
1. Start off the quest by talking to sanfew in taverly where you started Druidic Ritual. He will tell you his friend Eadgar can help you. His cave is located on the southern side of the spiral near Trollheim. When you go there use the Agility shortcuts or be careful of the Troll Throwers.
2. Once you get there Go into the cave and talk to Mad Eadgar.
3. He will tell you to talk to the Troll cook. Go down the mountain and go into trollheim. Once you are in there go south and downstairs then talk to Burntmeat.
4. Head back to Eadgar and he will tell you he has a plan. He needs a parrot(Polly dont wanna cracker).
5. Ok teleport Ardy and go to the Zoo. Talk to the parrot dude. Then use the Gin or whatever you have with the Pinnaple Chunks. Then use the Alco-Chunks on the Aviary Hatch.
Congratulations you now have a drunk parrot.
6. Use your games neck and go back to Eadgar.
He will tell you he is going to make a scarecrow. He needs something that smells, tastes, looks, and sounds like a human. Before you start making the Scarecrow go and put the parrot in the torture racks located on the lower floor of trollheim north of where you freed Eadgar earlier. This will teach him how to talk.
Making the Scarecrow:
Looks: 1 log and 10 grain to make it look like a human.
Taste: 5 raw chickens because of course everything tastes like chicken.
Sounds: The Parrot is taking care of that part
Smells:Use your games neck and then walk down to taverly. Talk to the Druid washing the Clothes. Say Sanfew will not be happy and he will get scared and give them to you.
Finishing Up:
7. Then go back to Eadgar and find out the rest of his plan. He will tell you about troll thistle. It makes a truth serum. You need to burn it on a fire, grind it down and then use it with a vial of water and a ranarr weed. (there goes 7k worth of pray pots)
8. Go west of eadgar's cave and pick some thistle. Use your extra log with your tindy and make a fire. Then use the Thisle on the fire. Then use the Pestle and mortar on the dried thistle, then use it with the vial of water that is mixed with the ranarr weed. Give the Troll Potion to Eadgar.
9. Go get the Parrot back. Then go to Eadgar. He will give u a dummy. Then go give it to BurntMeat.
10. He will give you a peice of burnt meat. Ask him where the Goatweed is. He will tell you its hidden in bottom of kitchen drawers. Search the nearest drawers and you will find a key.
11. Go into the storeroom and sneak through untill you can get to the goatweed crate on the other side of the room.
12. Once you get it go back to sanfew and collect your reward.
Congratz quest complete
~Gotekn~