Happy birthday, dear friend Killjoy! Well done on turning, once again, up an age.
YOU
Killjoy, Killjoy, what a name. You know what it reminds me of? Killing Sprees. You know why? Because in Halo 3, you get the KILLJOY medal for ending someone's spree. And you know what reminds me of Halo 3? Cheesy Custom Game weddings. So here's a wonderful cake to celebrate your wonderful day. (As selected by that "person" I promised you.)
OWE
ME
MONEY
Don't marry me. Don't ever ask.
I promised, I did. Thanks, goodnight.
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