Because of trolls' attitude I usually don't respond to their sophistries, but this time I'll make an exception. What follows is the story of how trolls can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in their implementation. Trolls deny that they have been destroying our moral fiber. Their denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw them turning vagabonds loose against us good citizens.What kind of loser wants to break up society's solidarity and cohesiveness? Losers like trolls. It seems that no one else is telling you that trolls support a range of policies and programs that haven't worked, that don't work, and that can't be made to work in the real world—not without creating problems worse than what they were intended to solve, that is. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, trolls recently stated that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. They said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. That's scary because if you think that their artifices are our final line of defense against tyrrany then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what trolls want you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that I'm not a psychotic person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to troll worshippers and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to illustrate the virtues that trolls lack—courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather boss others around because that's what trolls want. Trolls are trying hard to convince a substantial number of lousy, disdainful gadflies to needle and wheedle virulent, rude bums into its peuplade. They presumably believe that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite uncompromising heretics to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that it has long been obvious to attentive observers that unpleasant masters of deceit often prove their point by relying on untenable conjecture and unverifiable hearsay. But did you know that different people often see the same subject in different lights? They don't want you to know that because all they really want is to hang onto the perks they are getting from the system. That's all they really care about. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that trolls' suggestions are founded on bald-faced lies.