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Author:  Unbirthday [ September 3rd, 2009, 2:40 pm ]
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began - 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments...

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

Hope you enjoyed the read.

Author:  Adbot [ September 3rd, 2009, 2:40 pm ]
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Author:  Italy4life [ September 3rd, 2009, 3:19 pm ]
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lol...... that story is pretty funny, smart excuse but still funny =P

Author:  Shreder [ September 3rd, 2009, 4:02 pm ]
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haha ohh i see what they did there, because she doesn't use his...

Author:  Marking22 [ September 3rd, 2009, 5:51 pm ]
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lol i dont get it what else did she not use

Author:  Killjoy [ September 3rd, 2009, 5:56 pm ]
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Marking22 wrote:
lol i dont get it what else did she not use

His !@^$

Author:  Steven [ September 3rd, 2009, 6:45 pm ]
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Marking22 wrote:
lol i dont get it what else did she not use


"Making love" is another word for "having sexual relations". Get it now?

I thought it was a good read, but not something that made me laugh.

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Author:  Veggie Eater [ September 5th, 2009, 7:55 am ]
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Eh, the guy was probably really bad in bed. I don't blame the wife. Contrary to belief, women enjoy 'making love' just as much as men. But if it's not good, why bother?

Yeah I know that was just supposed to funny and all and not real, but really, if your wife isn't having *** with you anymore she's probably just bored.

Author:  Duke Juker [ September 11th, 2009, 12:37 am ]
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Wow. That was hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very funny joke. I'm glad you shared that. And it did sound like a very good reason. All very good reasons. Too good of reasons. :twisted:

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