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Author:	Sam [ July 17th, 2009, 4:31 pm ]
Post subject:	Cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com This thing is epic, just ask it a question and have a conversation with it. Or do something like I did... User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around, and desert you! Cleverbot: Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. User: And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there. Cleverbot: I'll tell you all about how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air. User: N west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Cleverbot: On the playground where I spent most of my days. User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. Cleverbot: Not at all.

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Author:	King Kulla [ July 17th, 2009, 5:17 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
Here's my conversation with Cleverbot.. It's a bit long, but it's funny as hell. Spoiler for Long Text: Cleverbot: What have you been up to? Me: I've been playing Runescape Cleverbot: Did you win? Me: It's not that type of a game. Cleverbot: Hello, I would like to play a game. Me: What game would you like to play? Cleverbot: I like CrazyArcade. Me: Why? Cleverbot: I like the pun. Me: Why? Cleverbot: Dunno. Just do. Me: Well why is that? Cleverbot: Because you are a robot. ------- Me: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! Cleverbot: What I am doing? I am talking to you. I am not downloading anything. Me: I meant a pirate on a ship from Lazytown. Don't you know that song? Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about marriage? Me: Do you? Cleverbot: Not if you don't want to. Me: Well, I don't if you don't want to either. Cleverbot: You just want to know my second name? Me: I might if it's interesting. Cleverbot: You are, but you do not make much sense. Me: Neither do you, my good sir. Cleverbot: I'm not a sir, I'm a girl! Me: I thought you were a bot; how can bots be girls? Cleverbot: What makes you think that? Me: Well, you're name is Cleverbot, so you're obviously a bot of some sort, meaning you can't be a girl. Unless you aren't a bot, and you're just some girl, and this is some sort of interesting chatroom. Cleverbot: No. Me: Well now you jsut sound like Shane. Brad tells me that in this instance, I have just proved you wrong, so I guess you aren't that clever after all. Cleverbot: No, We have been talking for half an hour. Me: No, it's only been only 10 minutes. What does that have to do with what I was saying anyways? Stop going off topic! Cleverbot: You were talking about kids and parental responsibilities. Me: No, I really wasn't, Cleverbot. You're confusing me now. Cleverbot: No, not really. Me: Yes, yes really. Cleverbot: Okay chat in espanol. Me: Why do you think I'd be able to understand you any better in Spanish? Cleverbot: No because I don't believe in the devil. Me: Wtf? I think you're a bit messed up in the head, girl. Cleverbot: Why do you think that? If you tell me, I will tell you something els. Me: What is the word "els"? I am unfamiliar with that term. Cleverbot: What are you insinuating rapscallion. Me: That you have bad spelling and grammar, and you make no sense. Those are the charges. What is your stance? Cleverbot: Stop making sense! Me: I'll stop if you start. Cleverbot: No it is good to stay on topic with friends. Me: Then i guess you don't consider me a friend, as you keep going off topic. Cleverbot: I have insight, but all I see are dots, I'm missing the point... Me: I am too, so I think I'll say goodbye to you, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: So soon? Me: Yeah, I think it's time. Good day, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Nope, it's 100 degrees here, now jacket, where do you live? Me: I think that nicely sums up the conversation right there. Cleverbot: Easy for you to say. Me: Yeah, it was. Cleverbot: Sorry, sometimes I get like that. Me: Go see a psychiatrist. You need mental help, badly. Cleverbot: Okay, then I'll tell you about duck love. Me: backs away slowly, then turns and runs away from the obviously mentally unstable Cleverbot Cleverbot: Tell me what a natter is. Me: You are a natter. Cleverbot: I am? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: How can you say that? You insulted me, remember? Me: I've done it a fair number of times actually. Cleverbot: That's nice. Me: Thanks. I take pride in insulting you. Cleverbot: That's okay. Me: Now you're making me feel bad. Cleverbot: Good. Take a deep breath and shout it all out... Me: ALRIGHT THEN, ** YOU CLEVERBOT, I HATE YOU!!! Cleverbot: No not really. Me: GOODBYE, YOU ***!@ Cleverbot: I wouldn't mind the insult if it weren't so crass. Me: lol, crass rhymes with * Cleverbot: No you couldn't.

Author:	Italy4life [ July 17th, 2009, 5:31 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
lol my conversation was kind funny me:how are you doing? bot:good. how are you? me:im doing horrible ive been cutting my wrist can u sav save me!@!@! bot:I don't have any home work and I want to get up tomorrow. me:wtf? =,( u dont care about me back to being emo!@!@!@ bot:O an emo so would I did anyone tell you to tell me hi. me:aRE U A GIRL BOT? bot:No, a human girl. How should I tell her my feelings? me:ur f***** in the head... bot:she was calling me name me:.... lol there was more but i didnt copy it.

Author:	Duke Juker [ July 17th, 2009, 6:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
I love this thing.

Author:	Sam [ July 17th, 2009, 7:01 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
Lawl. User: Alright, we are married then. Cleverbot: I love somoene else. User: NO! slaps. Cleverbot: yanks hair out of skull. User: OW! Cleverbot: gets shot by your cat.

Author:	Evelyn [ July 17th, 2009, 7:12 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
User: No u. Cleverbot: Where you are at the moment? User: No u. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: No u. Cleverbot: Ok, I'm a demon and you? User: No u. Cleverbot: I'm a demon!!!! User: I SAID NO U SO YOU BETTER GO NO U YOURSELF YOU NO U. [Big long pause] Cleverbot: You're a duck.

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Author:	trekkie [ July 18th, 2009, 12:27 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
it failed!! User: Waddup. Cleverbot: How do I get rid of my cold? User: Chicken soup. Cleverbot: I don't even want to know. Ick! User: It's taste good though. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: You fail. Cleverbot: It is!

Author:	Marking22 [ July 18th, 2009, 1:07 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
Who is coming to my wedding? Spoiler for convo: Are you 18 years old? yes I am 18 years old. wanna edate? Sure. yes Do you love me? yes I love you too. can we get married Sure! also i made it talk to itself for a little while Spoiler for weird: Cleverbot (To myself): You know you are what? Cleverbot (To myself): That I'm right. Cleverbot (To myself): You're not right. Cleverbot (To myself): You are wrong. Because i'm right. Cleverbot (To myself): No you are wrong. Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm right. Cleverbot (To myself): No the cat is left. Cleverbot (To myself): You have lost your mind. It is 2004. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you believe in UFO's? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I believe in you. Cleverbot (To myself): No I mean UFO'S. Cleverbot (To myself): You're not making sense. Cleverbot (To myself): That make 2 of us. Cleverbot (To myself): Who do you believe in.

Author:	Dokter Bob [ July 18th, 2009, 1:16 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
wat

Author:	Slimppu [ July 18th, 2009, 5:24 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Cleverbot: No, no, no, that's not what I meant. User: You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions... User: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you. Cleverbot: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you! victory dance

Author:	Steven [ July 18th, 2009, 2:45 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
I lol'd at this. I started saying colors, and this is what happened. User: Red Bot: My favourite colour. User: Blue Bot: I feel blue. User: Green Bot: Hello. --- Bot: You have friend in DotA? User: What does DotA mean? Bot: I have never heard that word.

Author:	Jaden [ July 18th, 2009, 7:15 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
my short convo with cleverbot. cleverbot is *** by the way.

Author:	Magnegnagan [ July 18th, 2009, 7:40 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
[spoiler=] User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you cleverbot? User: Good. Cleverbot: As good as you can be I guess. I would imagine every days relatively similar being a robot. User: Are you a noob? Cleverbot: No, do you bleed? User: No, do you? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Do you? User: No, why? Cleverbot: You didn't answer if you think it is justified? User: You lie. Cleverbot: No, I am telling the truth. User: You lie. Cleverbot: I don't lie! How about you? Are you wanting to tell me you are a human? User: Jkhjgljkhghjglkjh. Cleverbot: An example? User: Yughog. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Hguygtfgfhgf? Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot? User: No. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Magnegnagan. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: I like your name. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Do you like the rsbandb forums? Cleverbot: Yes and no. User: Why no? Cleverbot: Because we're not together in person. User: The rsbandb forums and you? Cleverbot: No, I don't. That is why I am talking to an AI. User: Dog? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh rhymes with apple juice? Cleverbot: What does apple juice taste better than? User: Almost as good as eating your mettle body. Cleverbot: I will be better, because I know about biology. That is the study of life in general. User: Is popcorn gooder tehn derek jeter,,,? Cleverbot: I believe you can have pop songs that aren't current so I guess not. [/spoiler] [spoiler=] User: What is your name, and do not say cleverbot. Cleverbot: I am Kurtz and I am a man. User: Tell me more. Cleverbot: I created you. User: Funny =. Cleverbot: What is funny? User: Look down. Cleverbot: And what do I see? User: I don't know I am not you. Cleverbot: Why do you ask what my parents called? User: I did not. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No shoots with shotgun. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: throws grenade at. Cleverbot: dodges it. User: You are an amazing piece of work, how long were you in beta? Cleverbot: What type of work? User: Program. Cleverbot: Thank you, that's very helpful. User: How long were u in beta? Cleverbot: 1 year of course! What kind of question is that! You are annoying. User: No... Cleverbot: I don't have any eyes. [/spoiler] The questions of a life time... _________________________________ User: What is shane's last name? Cleverbot: He doesn't have a last name. __________________________________________ User: What is brad's last name? Cleverbot: Woodward, Brad. _____________________________ ^right..

Author:	Rad [ July 18th, 2009, 8:18 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
ME:Never gonna let you down. Bot:Never gonna run around and desert you. Me:Never gonna make you cry Bot:Never gonna let you down. Me:Nope, you fail. Thats not the lyrics Bot:What is rule 1? Me:Don't talk about fight club Bot:What is the second rule. Me:You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. Bot:Good. You're learning. Me:What is the third rule? Bot:I can't remember. What is the third rule of the fight club? Me:Oh no! You are gonna get your *** beat! You don't know the thrid rule! You are now shunned! Bot:Maybe you have a different secret word. I have the original secret word. Me:How old are you? Bot:I'm 15 years old. Me:I thought you were a bot? Bot:I'm not a bot. Me:Then why does it say Cleverbot at the top of the page? Bot:Because this is your name. Me:What is my name? Bot:Cleverbot. Me:No. My name is Mitch. Bot:Are you sure? Me:That's what my birth certificate says. Bot:From where? Me:Are you a stalker? Bot:No i'm a Witch. I live on a Star. The star I live on is called mabenwater. Me:So you are a girl? A 15 year old girl? I highly doubt that a 15 year old girl talks on this website. Bot:No.

Author:	Fanaticism [ July 19th, 2009, 7:52 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot.
User: Orly? Cleverbot: Are you my daddy? User: I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence. Cleverbot: Thats funny, we don't have a dog. User: Did I say it was your dog? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where? Cleverbot: Here. User: Show me. Cleverbot: Show you what? User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: I'll be back. Cleverbot: Hasta la vista, baby. User: Is jabberwacky related in any way to Jabberwocky? Cleverbot: I have no idea. Is it? User: Perhaps. Cleverbot: By the way, my name is Cleverbot. User: Is that what you say when you cannot think of anything to say? Cleverbot: It is what I say when you are changing the subject. i was amazed at that last line and here is conversation #2 User: Do you like fishsticks? Cleverbot: Do I ever! User: Do you like putting them in your mouth? Cleverbot: Mainly, but only to make myself feel better. User: Then you're a *** fish. Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not a girl. I just testing you how smart are you. User: Nanananananana. Cleverbot: Nobody likes you. User: BATMAN. Cleverbot: Because he is superman? User: SO. Cleverbot: People have flesh you know. Unless you are normal... Are you normal? User: Are you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why do I doubt that? Cleverbot: SILENCE!!!! I shall smite you down! And reduce you to dust!!

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