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Author:  Realuser [ April 11th, 2005, 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:  You just might be a DORK if...
Thanks to the help of Zer0 pker, we were able to make this little guide, ENJOY!


You just might be a DORK if...

1. If you give your hamster a bath.
2. If you stand there aimlessly in the shower.
3. If you sharpen both ends of your pencil.
4. If you have a Pokemon lunch box.
5. If your screen name is something like "SS goku 57".
6. If your in the bowling club.
7. If you don't watch pg+ rated movies without your parents permission.
8. If you still have Velcro shoe laces.
9. If you memorized the Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh theme song.
10. If your backpack is as tight as it can get on your back.
11. If your shorts are skin tight or above your mid thigh.
12. If you still wear Tighty Whiteys.
13. If you run down the hall as fast as you can to get to class with a roller backpack.
14. If you use your calculator like a Game-boy in class.
15. If you wear button up Wal-Mart shirts with cheap dragon graphics.
16. If you wear high waters and suspenders to go with them.
17. If you lay all your lunch out neatly on a napkin.
18. If you separate Uryour M&Ms into color groups.
19. If you make fart & burp sound effects in class.
20. If you put a reminder on your TV when yu-gi-oh or Pokemon comes on.
21. If you still go to a book store for card competitions.
22. If you still draw Dragon Ball Z.
23. If you fall and get up and say you meant to do it.
24. If you ask out girls that are 5 years older then you.
25. If your favorite cup has mickey mouse on it.
26. If You start wearing Axe because everyone else does.
27. If you snort when you laugh.
28. If you think a girls giving you the slip when she says pick up my books, dork.
29. If your talking to your friends in real life and say "lol".
30. If you make it to "Your a dork if number 30" and keep reading the rest to see if you actually compare with one.
31. If you you say to yourself "I'm rad".
32. If you think its funny to write your homework on your forehead.
33. If you still cut out the little cards from cereal boxes.
34. If you still have Ninja Turtle pajamas.
35. If you have a bowl shaped haircut(on purpose)
36. If your name includes the name of dog food(mistokibbles)
37. If you still don't know what that "thing" is below your waste.
38. If you button your shirt up all the way to your neck.
39. If you wear your socks all the way up your leg.
40. If your cellphone is a plastic candy dispenser.
41. If you wear Sketchers.
42. If you still tie action figures to your bike and drag them behind you.
43. If your assigned a project 2 months before its due and start and finish the day after.
44. If your backpack is actually a suitcase with all of your books.
45. If you put your helmet, knee, and elbow pads on just to rollerskate next door.
46. If your able to have a conversation with yourself.
47. If you set your alarm clock an hour early to get up and play runescape.
48. If you think its cool to build houses with your Lego's.
49. If you daydream about kicking someones but that just picked on you.
50. If you still talk to your gummie bears like your a big monster that's about to eat them.
Author:  Adbot [ April 11th, 2005, 3:06 pm ]
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Author:  Brad [ April 11th, 2005, 3:48 pm ]
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hehe im a dork i read past 30 so what???
i also have a briefcase instead of a backpack its more practical and ive never been taunted about it.
Author:  Jeff [ April 11th, 2005, 4:06 pm ]
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HAHA LOL. Some one those match me :P
You should add a #51 .
"If you are reading this list, you are a DORK"
Author:  Chris [ April 11th, 2005, 5:35 pm ]
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You should have "If you have 2850 posts on RSB&B."

Haha, just kidding stanley :wink:
Author:  Picked_Pker [ April 11th, 2005, 5:46 pm ]
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add You are a nerd when you call someone a noob outside a game.
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