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| Author: | trekkie [ August 29th, 2011, 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | words that do not exist but should |
10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining ait, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs. 4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater. 5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. 6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side. 7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper. 8.PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. 9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. 10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away. |
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| Author: | Adbot [ August 29th, 2011, 10:06 pm ] |
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| Author: | Duke Juker [ August 29th, 2011, 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: words that doesn't exist but should |
I lol'd at those. They do make sense, although some of the words have Latin roots that make them specific to what they refer to. Like Aquadextrous, dextrous comes from the Latin for "right hand." Being ambidextrous means your hands are essentially both "right hands" as being right handed was considered a good thing and being good with both hands was even better. The left hand was synonymous with the word sinister. There's a lot of back story to Latin and roots and what not and I probably messed up a little in their but you get what I mean. Anyways...I thought a lot of these words would be arguably good for the english language. Although, I thought that Elbonics could apply to an competition for an armrest, not just unique to a movie theater. It could refer to cars, sofas, etc. |
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| Author: | Evelyn [ August 29th, 2011, 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: words that doesn't exist but should |
Words exist as soon as many people start using them. So start using them all the time and tell your friends to. |
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| Author: | drndog [ August 30th, 2011, 12:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: words that doesn't exist but should |
Haha nice, these are all great. |
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| Author: | Pennstate315 [ August 30th, 2011, 3:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: words that do not exist but should |
Frust is my personal favorite because that always happens to me, and Yes I do sweep it under the rug or refrigerator. |
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| Author: | trekkie [ September 4th, 2011, 10:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: words that do not exist but should |
aquadrinkus: sucking melted ice from a straw after you drank all your soda |
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| Author: | Adbot [ September 4th, 2011, 10:41 pm ] |
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