Under 18 living in the UK? Your now legal

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 4:53 am

http://kotaku.com/5344941/its-now-legal ... -to-minors-in-the-uk

Want porn? Booze? Video games? Print that off and when they ask for ID kindly say "YEAH I GOT ID *****, HERES MY MOTHA **** ID" and slam that **** down on the table and say "NOW GIVE ME MY **** HOE BEFORE I ***** SLAP YO"

I only wish this was discovered when i was a young kind chubby faced angel. Dunno why the hell we need to submit our laws to the EU anyway.

Adbot · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 4:53 am

Slimppu · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 5:02 am

CreepyPirate wrote:

Dunno why the hell we need to submit our laws to the EU anyway.

Because you're a part of it...?

Haha. Silly Brits. Guess what's also 100% legal in Britain? Living without a form of identification.

Ryan · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 5:19 am

I can see a group of 13 year olds printing off that article and going out to buy something like Bioshock or GTA with it.

Ah, the joys of being a Brit.

Dokter Bob · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 7:07 am

Tried it. Didn't work.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 12:20 pm

Slimppu wrote:

CreepyPirate wrote:

Dunno why the hell we need to submit our laws to the EU anyway.

Because you're a part of it...?

Haha. Silly Brits. Guess what's also 100% legal in Britain? Living without a form of identification.

You'll excuse me if i don't get why we need to submit our laws, for our country to somebody else outside of the country. Nothing to do with them. Dunno why we're in the union anyway. Not like they support us much.

Quote:

Tried it. Didn't work.

You gave up far to easily. Did you call them a hoe like i asked?

Magicjarvis · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 12:27 pm

It's hilarious that something like this can take 25 years to be uncovered. I mean, c'mon.

Adbot · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 12:27 pm

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 12:34 pm

Magicjarvis wrote:

It's hilarious that something like this can take 25 years to be uncovered. I mean, c'mon.

It's like those bizarre laws people dig up. There so old people just forget all about them.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 12:36 pm

I buy and rent games rated mature games(17+) in Canada. Nobody asks me my age because the sellers always believe I'm over 17.

Win. :mrgreen:

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 12:45 pm

Iron Maiden wrote:

I buy and rent games rated mature games(17+) in Canada. Nobody asks me my age because the sellers always believe I'm over 17.

Win. :mrgreen:

And I'm 21 and have trouble buying alcohol from supermarkets cause they wont serve you unless you have proof of age or you look over 25.

..Saying that I'd be insulted if they did serve me. Funny screwed up world.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 12:51 pm

Lol. But alcohol and mautre games are two very different things I believe. I think most people realise that a good part of players are under-aged and also because almost every teesn have seen tons of horror movies rated 18+. I guess this is mainly why they dont give much a **** about it.

I feel sorry for you about you having trouble buying alcohol, I hope this wont happen to me when the time comes :mrgreen:

I find it ironic that I'm like the only one in my group of friend who never get his age asked.

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 6:46 pm

I get carded no matter what I do. Lucky English kids.

Dragon · **Posted:** August 25th, 2009, 11:20 pm

A lot of stores where I live won't sell you a rated M game if you are 17 years old.

Also, who actually pays for porn anymore?

colinsoccer123 · **Posted:** August 29th, 2009, 4:01 pm

Iron Maiden wrote:

I buy and rent games rated mature games(17+) in Canada. Nobody asks me my age because the sellers always believe I'm over 17.

Win. :mrgreen:

Also nobody cares here in Canada :p

Steven · **Posted:** August 29th, 2009, 6:26 pm

I haven't rented a game in a good 3 or 4 years, but when I did, I would rent M Rated (18+) games, and they knew I was underage. But since I've grown a lot, and I have been mistaken for an employee at Walmart, I'm more than sure they'd give the game to me with no issues.

colinsoccer123 · **Posted:** August 29th, 2009, 8:33 pm

The laws don't really matter, if it's not enforced and nobody complains to the police it's just up the the owners who they sell their products to.
Also, is it really legal for you to buy booze through this loophole?