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Author:  Mikhail [ August 28th, 2008, 12:04 pm ]
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So I have this neighbor who always come into the backyard without permission, and eats out grapes that we grow for wine...well not just that...But the thing is I don't understand what the **** is his problem...criticizing everything that I do...For example yesterday me and my uncle were having our occasional cigar time...And that guys comes in from the back gate and starts babbling on why we shouldn't be having out cigar time...I don't **** understand what the **** is his problem, if I want to drink I'll drink, If I want to smoke I'll smoke, if I want to watch tv I'll watch tv and so on, but what the **** is his problem criticizing what I am doing, and also entering the backyard without our permission, he even uses it to go around so he can save him a few steps to get out onto the street.

Got any neighbor pests like that? I'd like to hear, but I simply don't know what to do with that guy. For god's sake what the **** is it him...to criticize my every move.

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Author:  Jan [ August 28th, 2008, 12:39 pm ]
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Get a dog, A BIG ONE.
Teach it to attack strangers. Problem solved.
If it wont help, built a secure fence around your grapes.

Author:  Mr Pink [ August 28th, 2008, 12:54 pm ]
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I would honestly tell the guy to **** off, who knows he might leave you alone. You can also follow Jan's advice and get a big dog...

Author:  Mikhail [ August 28th, 2008, 12:58 pm ]
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well we already have a dog so getting another dog would be a problem as I would have to mess around with my mom...As far as I know I could have him arrested.

Author:  jointntoday [ August 28th, 2008, 1:01 pm ]
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yes, on the street i live on theres like 15 homes. im the only person here my age.
theres one person i hang out with once a week and he is 18 and going in the marines in less then a month. other then that the youngest person is like 500 years old. i swear some of the people were around when dirt was invented...and one of them, i dont know wich yet but every time i do something they call the cops..no matter what i do they call the cops.
they call because my dirt bike is to loud (and we are out of the city so they cant do anything) or my dirt bike is to fast or something...one time i was on my skate bord and a car was comeing so i steped in this old ladys yard to not get hit and she yelled at me!
i've never done anything to anyone here not even talked to most of them and they auto hate me...

oh and one more thing, i dont care if its the law or not..people need to keep their **** dogs in their own yard! not only are they breeding with the local coyotes they are barking and chaseing my dog when i take him on a walk. one of these days they are going to come out side to a dead dog on their front step because im not about to sit back while their dog trys to kill mine. the next time the stupid ***** sits on her cell while her dog is going **** insane imma drop kick her little dog to next week!

oh thank you i feel better now :P

~no dogs were harmed in the makeing of this post~


as for that guy, next time your smokeing and he comes up blow smoke in his face...he'll go away after that, and he cant call the cops on you for doing it if he is on your land.

edit: oh oh better yet! next time you see him pull up your shirt a little, rub your belly button and look at him and say "boy you sure do gots a purddy mouth" he'll never come back! :lol:

Author:  Kyle [ August 28th, 2008, 2:13 pm ]
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I had a neighbor like this like a year ago. If you talk with a tire rod in your hand, He'll take you more serious. Just politely tell him when his name appears on your parents deed he can tell you what do on your land, till then he can get back on his goddamn land he mind his own goddamn business.

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Author:  Josh [ August 28th, 2008, 2:46 pm ]
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yeah you could get a big dog. or land mines. whichever.

Author:  zvono [ August 28th, 2008, 4:26 pm ]
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Lol I remember from the movies when the Hill Billys come with their shotguns:"This is private property, aye!" , and starts shooting XD <----Solution

Author:  EMS9889 [ August 29th, 2008, 1:07 pm ]
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i hate people like that thre was 1nce this guy who came into our house w/out permission to get his kid his gameboy. the house was trashed and he was never allowed in again [-X

Author:  imac [ August 30th, 2008, 7:24 am ]
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how old is this guy

EDIT: 300 posts i am now a runite member thanks everyone

Author:  Steven [ August 30th, 2008, 7:43 am ]
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Get a bat or something, and the next time he comes in, tell him to go away, or tell him "I'd like it if you'd go away, and use your own back yard."

Eventually if he thinks you're used to it, he'll start coming in your yard and hanging out, or even go in your house when you're not around.

Just tell him to screw off.

Author:  Mikhail [ August 30th, 2008, 2:21 pm ]
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That doesn't really work with him, and again he came in yesterday while I was taking a breather, as soon as I was done I threw the whole ashtray at him he went away but came back today, also imac he is 53.

Author:  jointntoday [ August 30th, 2008, 2:53 pm ]
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Mikhail wrote:
That doesn't really work with him, and again he came in yesterday while I was taking a breather, as soon as I was done I threw the whole ashtray at him he went away but came back today, also imac he is 53.


put up some of the signs that say "posted" because its only illegal if theres signs up,
then after he comes over with the signs up call the cops.

Author:  AlF [ August 30th, 2008, 3:02 pm ]
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Next year grow a poisonous variety of grapes :D

Or inject all your current grapes with laxatives :D

Author:  momsrascal93 [ August 30th, 2008, 3:24 pm ]
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Put bear traps around the grapes vines? :lol:

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