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You call that a knife? THIS is a knife.
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Author:  MattVortex [ December 7th, 2006, 1:03 pm ]
Post subject:  You call that a knife? THIS is a knife.

Wenger, a manufacturer of swiss army knives, have gone ahead and put every single one of the 85 tools you can get in their other swiss army knives into a single one.

Its huge. It weighs more than a kilogram, and is actually kind of stupid, really.

Want to see?

http://www.wengerna.com/prod_images/16999E.jpg

They cost $1200, and each one is hand-made.

The tools are:

2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
Nail file
Nail cleaner
Corkscrew
Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
Removable screwdriver bit adapter
2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
Removable screwdriver bit holder
Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
Magnetized recessed bit holder
Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
Removable 10mm hexagonal key
Patented locking philips head screwdriver
Universal wrench
2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
1.65" Clip point utility blade
Philips head screwdriver
2.5" Clip point blade
Golf club face cleaner
2.4" Round tip blade
Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
Golf shoe spike wrench
Golf divot repair tool
4mm allen wrench
2.5" blade
Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
Double-cut wood saw
Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
12/20-Guage choke tube tool
Watch caseback opening tool
Snap shackle
Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
Telescopic pointer
Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
Shortix laboratory key
Micro tool holder
Micro tool adapter
Micro scraper - straight
Micro scraper - curved
Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
Metal saw, metal file
Flashlight
Micro tool holder
Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
Screwdriver 1.2mm
Screwdriver .8mm
Fine fork for watch spring bars
Reamer
Pin punch 1.2mm
Pin punch .8mm
Round needle file
Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
Removable tool holder
Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
Flat philips head screwdriver
Chisel-point reamer
Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
Extension tool
Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
Removable screwdriver bit holder
Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
Magnetized recessed bit holder
Tire tread gauge
Fiber optic tool holder
Can opener
Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
Reamer/awl
Toothpick
Tweezers
Key ring

Author:  Adbot [ December 7th, 2006, 1:03 pm ]
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Author:  Bogrollbloke [ December 7th, 2006, 2:33 pm ]
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I thought the idea was it was supposed to fit into your pocket and be easily transported?

Jesus you'd need a Hummvee to carry that.

Author:  Mushroom Queen [ December 7th, 2006, 3:08 pm ]
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Wow. That's huge. Who the heck would ever use that??

Author:  Warren [ December 7th, 2006, 3:58 pm ]
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At least it saves more space then having 80 tools. :P It might be a little hard to use... or very hard. I wouldn't use it/ buy it for $1200.

Author:  hummerwar921 [ December 7th, 2006, 4:31 pm ]
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THAT'S CRAZY!!!!

I would probably get lost trying to pick out just one item.

Scratch probably, I WOULD get lost.

Author:  The Haysta [ December 7th, 2006, 9:42 pm ]
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Now with free, remote clontrol fork-lift truck XD.

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Author:  The Killer [ December 7th, 2006, 11:24 pm ]
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A waste of money, that is.

Author:  Ult_Mac_Dady [ December 7th, 2006, 11:28 pm ]
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It's HUGE!
They need a custom-made-for-you option where you can desine your own Swiss Army knife.
Check my location.

Author:  Anubis [ December 8th, 2006, 10:59 am ]
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I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\

Author:  Hairy Munky [ December 8th, 2006, 12:02 pm ]
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Anubis wrote:
I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\


What if a scale flicks up into your teeth?

Author:  Anubis [ December 8th, 2006, 12:11 pm ]
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Hairy munky wrote:
Anubis wrote:
I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\


What if a scale flicks up into your teeth?


Then I'll use the tweezers, while I'm filing my nails, of course. I thought pen knifes where supposed to be manly.

Author:  Hairy Munky [ December 8th, 2006, 12:13 pm ]
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Anubis wrote:
Hairy munky wrote:
Anubis wrote:
I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\


What if a scale flicks up into your teeth?


Then I'll use the tweezers, while I'm filing my nails, of course. I thought pen knifes where supposed to be manly.


You'd need to be quite manly to hold the thing.

Author:  Kyle [ December 8th, 2006, 1:03 pm ]
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Well i can see the swiss army finding some real uses for it, i would use it if i was a backpacker or somthing.

Author:  Jessica [ December 8th, 2006, 6:59 pm ]
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Swiss Army has too much time on their "knife making" hands...

New all in 1 Swiss Army knife! buy one today and get a free railway cart to transport it on!

Author:  Iron Maiden [ December 8th, 2006, 8:43 pm ]
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Rofl ! You can do anything that you want with this knife.

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