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Author: | MattVortex [ December 7th, 2006, 1:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. |
Wenger, a manufacturer of swiss army knives, have gone ahead and put every single one of the 85 tools you can get in their other swiss army knives into a single one. Its huge. It weighs more than a kilogram, and is actually kind of stupid, really. Want to see? http://www.wengerna.com/prod_images/16999E.jpg They cost $1200, and each one is hand-made. The tools are: 2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade Nail file Nail cleaner Corkscrew Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter Removable screwdriver bit adapter 2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter Removable screwdriver bit holder Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1 Phillips head screwdriver bit 2 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm Magnetized recessed bit holder Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm) Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver Removable 10mm hexagonal key Patented locking philips head screwdriver Universal wrench 2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design 1.65" Clip point utility blade Philips head screwdriver 2.5" Clip point blade Golf club face cleaner 2.4" Round tip blade Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener Golf shoe spike wrench Golf divot repair tool 4mm allen wrench 2.5" blade Fine metal file with precision screwdriver Double-cut wood saw Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges 12/20-Guage choke tube tool Watch caseback opening tool Snap shackle Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm) Telescopic pointer Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide Shortix laboratory key Micro tool holder Micro tool adapter Micro scraper - straight Micro scraper - curved Laser pointer with 300 ft. range Metal saw, metal file Flashlight Micro tool holder Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm Screwdriver 1.2mm Screwdriver .8mm Fine fork for watch spring bars Reamer Pin punch 1.2mm Pin punch .8mm Round needle file Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle Removable tool holder Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights Flat philips head screwdriver Chisel-point reamer Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler Extension tool Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter Removable screwdriver bit holder Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1 Phillips head screwdriver bit 2 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm Magnetized recessed bit holder Tire tread gauge Fiber optic tool holder Can opener Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper Reamer/awl Toothpick Tweezers Key ring |
Author: | Adbot [ December 7th, 2006, 1:03 pm ] |
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Author: | Bogrollbloke [ December 7th, 2006, 2:33 pm ] |
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I thought the idea was it was supposed to fit into your pocket and be easily transported? Jesus you'd need a Hummvee to carry that. |
Author: | Mushroom Queen [ December 7th, 2006, 3:08 pm ] |
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Wow. That's huge. Who the heck would ever use that?? |
Author: | Warren [ December 7th, 2006, 3:58 pm ] |
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At least it saves more space then having 80 tools. ![]() |
Author: | hummerwar921 [ December 7th, 2006, 4:31 pm ] |
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THAT'S CRAZY!!!! I would probably get lost trying to pick out just one item. Scratch probably, I WOULD get lost. |
Author: | The Haysta [ December 7th, 2006, 9:42 pm ] |
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Now with free, remote clontrol fork-lift truck XD. |
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Author: | The Killer [ December 7th, 2006, 11:24 pm ] |
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A waste of money, that is. |
Author: | Ult_Mac_Dady [ December 7th, 2006, 11:28 pm ] |
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It's HUGE! They need a custom-made-for-you option where you can desine your own Swiss Army knife. Check my location. |
Author: | Anubis [ December 8th, 2006, 10:59 am ] |
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I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\ |
Author: | Hairy Munky [ December 8th, 2006, 12:02 pm ] |
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Anubis wrote: I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\
What if a scale flicks up into your teeth? |
Author: | Anubis [ December 8th, 2006, 12:11 pm ] |
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Hairy munky wrote: Anubis wrote: I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\ What if a scale flicks up into your teeth? Then I'll use the tweezers, while I'm filing my nails, of course. I thought pen knifes where supposed to be manly. |
Author: | Hairy Munky [ December 8th, 2006, 12:13 pm ] |
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Anubis wrote: Hairy munky wrote: Anubis wrote: I don't see myself ever using a fish de-scaler, or needing a toothpick at the same time =\ What if a scale flicks up into your teeth? Then I'll use the tweezers, while I'm filing my nails, of course. I thought pen knifes where supposed to be manly. You'd need to be quite manly to hold the thing. |
Author: | Kyle [ December 8th, 2006, 1:03 pm ] |
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Well i can see the swiss army finding some real uses for it, i would use it if i was a backpacker or somthing. |
Author: | Jessica [ December 8th, 2006, 6:59 pm ] |
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Swiss Army has too much time on their "knife making" hands... New all in 1 Swiss Army knife! buy one today and get a free railway cart to transport it on! |
Author: | Iron Maiden [ December 8th, 2006, 8:43 pm ] |
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Rofl ! You can do anything that you want with this knife. |
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