ok i will admit that this joke might be a little bit lame, but who cares i will tell it anyway(By the way, i made this joke up my self).
OK, There were 3 people up for execution by the guillotine. One was called andy , The next one was called joe, and the last one was called bob.
the guard goes up to the andy and says:
"Is there anything you would like to say before you die"?.
andy replies: I Believe the lord jesus christ will save me. The
guard says: carry on.
Then the guillotine comes down and stops 3 inches from his neck.
Everybody sees this and they think it is a miracle so the man is freed.
then the guard goes up to joe and says:
"Is there anything you would like to say before you die"?.
joe replies: I Believe the lord jesus christ will save me. The
guard says: carry on.
Then the guillotine comes down and stops 3 inches from his neck.
Everybody sees this and they think it is a miracle so the man is freed.
Then the guard comes up to bob man and says one last time:
"Is there anything you would like to say before you die"?.
Then bob says: I am not going under the guillotine unless you fix it.
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Please let the comments come rolling in.
Cheers, dafin0
P.S.
Please contact me if you wish to put this up on any other site. And also ,
make sure you put the copyright symbol and everything else at the end of
the joke so you acknowledge that the joke was mine.
cheers, dafin0