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50 funy things to do at walmart
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Author:  trekkie [ January 6th, 2006, 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  50 funy things to do at walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Author:  Adbot [ January 6th, 2006, 10:31 pm ]
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Author:  Bunny Fastid [ January 6th, 2006, 10:57 pm ]
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LMFAO I work customer services at the "british" Walmarts...aka ASDA


I could imagine half of that happening within one day there lol

I especially liked the
Quote:
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
as it's usually me speaking on them :0p

- Sian
Author:  Robbie [ January 6th, 2006, 11:16 pm ]
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*stares at list in awe*
Author:  Taybob [ January 6th, 2006, 11:19 pm ]
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HAHA I have to do at least 10 of those next time I go to Wal-Mart.
Author:  trekkie [ January 6th, 2006, 11:26 pm ]
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Quote:
When Furbys were big, one of my friends bought one, and waited until it got sick. The fun thing about those things is if one got sick, and faced another, the disease could spread. So, he went to Wal-Mart and made every Furby face two others, and left his sick one behind.

He started his own Furby plague.


from another forum i go to :)
Author:  CreepyPirate [ January 7th, 2006, 3:22 am ]
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*runs off to ASDA*
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Author:  - Tom - [ January 7th, 2006, 8:11 am ]
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creepybacon wrote:
*runs off to ASDA*


* shoots and gets there before you 8) *

lets ogo wreak havoc in ASDA (H)
Author:  trekkie [ January 7th, 2006, 8:26 am ]
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somebody gonna get a hurt really bad
Author:  CreepyPirate [ January 7th, 2006, 8:27 am ]
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Lets get morrisons to. I hate morrisons.
Author:  trekkie [ January 7th, 2006, 8:48 am ]
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i want to host a battle with legos. think of it man, star wars lego vs everybody eles :)
Author:  Chris [ January 7th, 2006, 11:02 am ]
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Well...um....yeah.....hmmm


*goes to Wal-Mart*
Author:  coventelite [ January 7th, 2006, 11:49 am ]
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Whoa you must really be angry at wal-mart to make people do all those things lol :shock:
Author:  thief18954 [ January 7th, 2006, 12:13 pm ]
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Hey who wants to come with me to the Walmart racetrack? :lol:
Author:  Waynehead [ January 7th, 2006, 12:35 pm ]
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I've done alot of those. I have also got a paper bag, and put leg holes in it put it on with nothing else on and ran around. I also went to walmart without pants on and made them sell me food =p. Ahh fun times...
Author:  trekkie [ January 8th, 2006, 11:29 am ]
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i want to get shane and have the ultimate sci fi battle. who will win, star TREK or star WARS.
i'll command the star wars action figures and legos while shane gets a couple of star trek models :) and mike can take bets and warn us if cops are coming :)
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