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Author:  Earth [ January 9th, 2011, 3:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Favorite Epic One Liners?

Yes, these epic one liners
Here are mine:

Did you guys hear about the energizer bunny getting arrested for punching a guy?
Yea, he was charged with...
*sunglasses*
Battery
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horatio, the victim was found strangled in the chicken coop!
Well, it seems as if...
*sunglasses*
The yolk was on him.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and my favourite...

Did you guys hear about the gambler who who hit by falling meat?
I guess you could say...
*sunglasses*
The steaks were too high
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about you guys?

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Author:  Pennstate315 [ January 9th, 2011, 4:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Epic One Liners?

Why are the streets of Paris lined with shade trees?

The Nazis prefer to march in the shade!

That's my favorite

Author:  Evelyn [ January 9th, 2011, 8:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Epic One Liners?

They say he was lured into the store with YuGiOh cards.

I guess it was...

...a trap card

YEAAAAAAAAAAA

Author:  Canucks1 [ January 9th, 2011, 9:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Epic One Liners?

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

BAM!

Author:  Earth [ January 9th, 2011, 9:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Epic One Liners?

These are funny but all of you but Cliff are doing it wrong
Should be in the format-
1.Statement made by someone other than you/your introducing it
2. Leading bit ending with "..."
3.*sunglasses*
4. Punchline
5. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Evelyn [ January 9th, 2011, 10:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Epic One Liners?

Well the other ones are funny, don't have to be CSI intro spoofs.

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Author:  trekkie [ January 10th, 2011, 1:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Epic One Liners?

moved to forum games.

It is not a topic that will generate a lot of discussion, so it has been moved here.

Author:  TheProdigalSon [ February 16th, 2011, 3:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Epic One Liners?

Fight Club;

"We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra."

"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!"

"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions."

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