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Author:  tacticknight [ March 15th, 2005, 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Tell your noob stories!
If a mod thinks this is unnecessary then they can lock this...

Five minutes ago:

Noob: Gimme your Rune axe
Me:No,Noob
Noob:I'm not a noob
Me: Yes you are
Noob: A noob is a newcomer
Me:no, a newb is a newcomer.A noob is a way someone acts
Noob:It's the same thing except spelt differently.And I don't care if I'm a noob because that means you are too.
Me:You don't even know what a noob means...
Noob:Yes I do
Me: What then?
Noob: I know but you tell first
Me: *sigh* Silly noob, tricks are for kids
Noob:(censored)

I have no idea why people are like this :roll:
Author:  Adbot [ March 15th, 2005, 2:24 pm ]
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Author:  Robbie [ March 15th, 2005, 2:40 pm ]
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today


noob: leave you noob
me: why
noob: this is my yew tree i was here first
me: i think i'll stay
noob: omg just leave
me: tell me why
noob: because i said so
me: gimme a good reason to leave
noob: i'll just report you
me: for what
noob: for tree stealing
me: ok
noob: **** you, im leaving
Author:  garm22 [ March 15th, 2005, 2:43 pm ]
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once there was this newb, he wandered up along the fence of the cow cage from lumbridge to varrock and back and from lumbridge to draynor and back, he lagged so he kept getting turned around and thought that runescape was nothing but an endless field of farms. that newb my friends, was me :oops: boy does that bring up some fond memories of my moments of stupidity :lol:
Author:  Brad [ March 15th, 2005, 3:01 pm ]
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noob: i never realised daggers were so short
Author:  syed38 [ March 15th, 2005, 3:58 pm ]
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noob: give me free runes i need lvl magic
me: no
noob: go away noob
me: ............noob
Author:  Enkidutorix [ March 15th, 2005, 4:08 pm ]
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syed38 wrote:
noob: give me free runes i need lvl magic
me: no
noob: go away noob
me: ............noob


errrrr......i get noobs like that every day

noob: can i have your santa hat???
me: no, sry
noob: cmon you have a santa hat!!! Your rich!!!!
me: so?
noob: ill report you for not giving me your santa hat!
me: in what report category will u put me in?
noob: macroing
me: heh.......
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Author:  Liquidsn4k3 [ March 15th, 2005, 4:17 pm ]
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I have 2 stories:

Numero uno:

This was during Thanksgiving time, i was at hell hounds. No one is there but some lvl 85 (im lvl 81 at the moment).

Me: Hello
Person: Omg noob!
Me: Nice to meet you too...
person: Its too crowded here!(me and him only ones there)
Me: Its only you and me here...
person: So? Your still a noob!
Me: You make no sense.
(10 mins pass)
Person: I play in the NBA!
Me: If you do, why arent you praticing?
person: I just played for 5 straight hours
Me: Yea, what ever


Numero Dos:

This happened not too long ago, in fally world 2.

Me: Selling robin hood!
Person: i buy!
Me: Ok, offer on it!
*person clicks accpet*
Person: PLz accpet plz, ill pay u when i get the money!!1!
Me: ...you are are noob in every sense of the towrd
Author:  bigfoot227 [ March 15th, 2005, 4:46 pm ]
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noob 1:Buying gp
noob 2: Selling gp

so dumb :roll: ...and some one level 81 in varrock asked where ardy was and it was no joke, he wasn't acting dumb :roll:
Author:  Jeff [ March 15th, 2005, 5:35 pm ]
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I'm at moss traning ranging..
This dude said, Stop stealing my giants!..It mine..You ppl back off!
And then we start xuss and him and stuff..
Author:  pika69 [ March 15th, 2005, 5:55 pm ]
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When I was just starting out, someone gave me full steel and a steel battle axe. ^_^, some people can be nice.
Author:  Jeff [ March 15th, 2005, 5:58 pm ]
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pika69 wrote:
When I was just starting out, someone gave me full steel and a steel battle axe. ^_^, some people can be nice.

I wasn't as lucky as you was..
Author:  Enkidutorix [ March 15th, 2005, 6:28 pm ]
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pika69 wrote:
When I was just starting out, someone gave me full steel and a steel battle axe. ^_^, some people can be nice.


Lol when im smithing steel pl8's and i have less than 5 bars to make a pl8, i make a steel kite or scimmy for noobs :)
Author:  magicfann [ March 15th, 2005, 6:39 pm ]
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enkidutorix wrote:
pika69 wrote:
When I was just starting out, someone gave me full steel and a steel battle axe. ^_^, some people can be nice.


Lol when im smithing steel pl8's and i have less than 5 bars to make a pl8, i make a steel kite or scimmy for noobs :)

lol yea my lvl 96 friend smithed me full iron when i was noob w00t~! now onto my noob story

noob: hi
me: hi
noob: ill sell u mind runes
me: how much each?
noob: 100gp ea.
me: WTF?!~!!?? RU CRAZY?!
noob: omfg u noob thas the best price u can get
me: go away noob
noob: im reporting iu

and another one:

noob: SELLIN FULL BRONZE~!! I OFFER GOOD PRICE!!

well..its not really nooby..its just either every1 is above the point hwere they think full bronze is good or too poor to afford it (lmfao)
Author:  eric570 [ March 15th, 2005, 8:58 pm ]
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lol





me: hi
noob: gimme gp
me: **** u
noob: go the hell away noob
me: well skrew u then
noob:pfft u no bim leaving btw can u tele me
Author:  Enkidutorix [ March 15th, 2005, 9:00 pm ]
Post subject: 
eric570 wrote:
lol





me: hi
noob: gimme gp
me: **** u
noob: go the hell away noob
me: well skrew u then
noob:pfft u no bim leaving btw can u tele me



:lol: If u had answered more nicely, the noob probly wouldnt start flaming you!!!!
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