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Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play".

Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it".

"Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument".

The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it."

"Ranger. I will hear you now".

The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room.

"Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle."

Author:	Gontcha [ February 1st, 2007, 10:37 am ]
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Ok, this was in the Postbag: Quote: Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Not sure if it was posted, but i had to do it, just nice joke, and it's mostly true, cheers, G

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Author:	Ranging God [ February 1st, 2007, 10:46 am ]
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See Jagex hates Rangers..... It should be called Meleescape XD I dident think it was funny.... I mean if it were the first joke they did it might have been, but on the forums Jagex has it little jokes and poems about rangers.

Author:	Southrend [ February 1st, 2007, 10:47 am ]
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Yeah that was a funny joke. It looks like they've heard enough "It's unbalanced".

Author:	Gontcha [ February 1st, 2007, 10:56 am ]
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Anyone remembers the Rantz forums when Jagex reduced magic spec bar? =P Btw, ranging, grats on 90 ranged

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Author:	Ranging God [ February 1st, 2007, 11:12 am ]
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Gontcha wrote: Anyone remembers the Rantz forums when Jagex reduced magic spec bar? =P Btw, ranging, grats on 90 ranged Thank you. Yeah I remember when that was. Actually i remember the day it came out because i was training and all of a sudden i couldent use double spec..

Author:	Alex 43 [ February 1st, 2007, 1:18 pm ]
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Quoting Guthix: I'm going to just randomly steal 3 innocent people from out of nowhere against their will and present them with only 3 annoyingly basic instruments. I'll then make them entertain me, and if I hate it, they die. If I like it, I send them back without reward. ... sounds more like Zamorak to me then Guthix, unless there is something we really should know about going on. Ooh, just noticed something. Usually, Jagex refers to Guthix as "He" rather the "he". in this comic, Guthix is mortal and unsuperior. IN YOUR FACE, GUTHIXIANS!

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Author:	Big Karliny [ February 1st, 2007, 2:01 pm ]
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i got angry hell why all makes jokes out off rangers this was worst joke i ever seen.....

Author:	Gontcha [ February 1st, 2007, 2:10 pm ]
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well ranger are like the most underupdated and they have the right to complain about it, bout only if it's meaningful, and 77% of the rants about rangers is dirt. so why not make jokes about it?

Author:	The Killer [ February 1st, 2007, 10:30 pm ]
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Rangers are underrated. not underpowered.

Author:	Raidian [ February 2nd, 2007, 1:24 pm ]
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=O that wasnt nice my pure is a ranger, anyway Its pretty good except blaming it on the triangle

Author:	Warren [ February 2nd, 2007, 2:54 pm ]
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Haha, I found this funny. The triangle should be equal, but each has benifits.

Author:	Alex [ February 2nd, 2007, 4:11 pm ]
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I agree with Alex, Guthix should reward the people if they entertain 'him' To balance out the death situation if you know what I mean.

Author:	MetalManiac9 [ February 3rd, 2007, 5:58 pm ]
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Big Karliny wrote: metalmaniac9 wrote: rofl, that is good and true too! No its not true! Wdf is that we complain about traingle huh??? I never complain about it and i pown melees in wild so i am happy as it is and there to much dirt put on us rangers... If some noob complain it dont mean that all rangers complains Today I was portal pking with my clan and we got attacked by 1-itemers who kept returning. Some of them had runes to barrage with them and I nearly died. And yes, I did have hides.

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Author:	Big Karliny [ February 3rd, 2007, 2:06 pm ]
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metalmaniac9 wrote: rofl, that is good and true too! No its not true! Wdf is that we complain about traingle huh??? I never complain about it and i pown melees in wild so i am happy as it is and there to much dirt put on us rangers... If some noob complain it dont mean that all rangers complains Ultima-Kill3rz wrote: Rangers are underrated. not underpowered. Well said!