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Author:  Lord Zamorak [ April 27th, 2006, 5:46 am ]
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Post some stupid noob moments you had.

I laughed at a level 2 man becasue I kept on killing him.
I thought it was a litch when i got 2 minds per ess...
I forgot to wear my DF shield against Elvarg...And took a 50, and lost rune helm, long, and strength ammy.
Someone told me about Jagex staff having crowns, so I thought that people with Party hats were staff...

Ok...So I spent about a month killing giants for the big bones, and sold them 300gp each. Once I got 32k, I went to buy a rune skimmy. Someone was selling a rune sword, and I thought he meant long, which my friend said was about the same as rune skimmy. So, I put in 32k...And bought it...And thought I was the king! Later, I was walking around and saw someone I sold feathers to. I saw he had a dragonfire shield. I asked if I could buy it for 3k and an addament long sword (my old weapon). He said ok, and I said I'd be right back. I ran to Draynor bank, and took out my "addament long". So, we did the trade, and I was happy...For the moment. About 30 minutes later, i was in the bank, and saw...An Addament longsword...And no rune sword...I took him off my friends list, also, so I couldn't contact him. Luckily, about 2 weeks later, he messaged me. I asked for my rune sword back, and he said he sold it, but would give me 15k. I just didn't argue, incase he decided against it. So, we traded, and I was happy...For the moment. I went to go kill demons in wizard tower. I decided to put on my armor (full mith) and attack the wizard in there. So, I killed him, and had like 6hp left. I buried the bone, and yay! A zombie! Some noob locked me in, and I died, losing mith kite, mith helm, and my 15k... A few weeks later, I was level 49. I had full mith and an adament long. I was walking to hill giants to save up for a rune skimmy, when I saw a level 39, and I asked if he would fight. He said sure. He "said" he had 8 mage, liked the earth spell, and thought he had a max of 5. I did not know about skulls, or pure mages ta the time. We went to level 19 to fight. I got skulled, and saw he was using Earth blasts. I die, and message him calling him a lier. He said "Oops, meant 58 mage, 15 max, and I do like earth blast." So...Somehow...I finally got a rune skimmy...And stopped dieing...Until I did dragonslayer without a shield...


I will post more later.

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Author:  CreepyPirate [ April 27th, 2006, 5:59 am ]
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I spent a good 2 years thinking hans was a real person...


...no im not joking.

Author:  Anubis [ April 27th, 2006, 6:16 am ]
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I got attacked and got killed by a hobgoblin because I thought it was a goblin back in rsc.

I got killed by a clan while fighting a greater demon with a rubber chicken. :(

Author:  Brad [ April 27th, 2006, 6:21 am ]
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When i first started playing, my friend told me he was a level 99, i looked at my total level, and was something like 60 in that, so i thought he meant he was 99 total, and i thought beating him would be easy.. ofcourse he was talking about 99 combat.

oh and i also thought red masks were dragon full helms til i was about 40-50 combat :oops:

Author:  sneak1230 [ April 27th, 2006, 7:32 am ]
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i used to think that runecrafting was the easiest stat :?

what a rude awakening i had.... :oops:

EDIT: lol i used to think red h masks were full drag helms too :oops:

Author:  Jamie [ April 27th, 2006, 7:34 am ]
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for that demon slayer quest, i didn't know where the drain was to get the second key so i followed this guy out into the wildy and he killed me and i lost full steel.

i didn't know how to use the arrow keys to move the screen when i first started playing....for at least a week lol.

oh yea, can't forget the time when i didn't know what level combat i was (cause i didn't know how to see it) and i was only level 3, and i attacked a level 5 goblin and i died, lost full bronze that a friend made for me

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Author:  Alex 43 [ April 27th, 2006, 9:49 am ]
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This post sounds a little like humiliation central, but if everyone else is willing to confess to some silly moments in their lives so everyone can have a few laughs, then I might as well too.

- In rsc, I saved up 200 chaos runes over 3 months just so I could kill a lesser demon (I was about level 40). I killed it, got a steel large, and thought it stank. To make matters worse, I went for a moss giant after, died, and lost the runes.
- I've always been scared of the wilderness in rsc. I was scared so much that when I went in, my heart beat twice its usual rate, and when someone appeared, I half-fainted and ran, regardless of whether or not he was able to attack me.
- I think I might have coined the term 'newbie' in Runescape by refering to someone as one while I was level 14.
- I went into Falador once and claimed that I was level 88 (This was before we could see our levels), and when someone inquired why I didn't wear adamantite (best armor back then), I replied, "Because I don't need it. My defence is too good."
- Finally, I'm level 105, and I still have adamantite as my best armor in the bank. No runite or dragon, just adamantite.

Author:  Mistymaple [ April 27th, 2006, 11:52 am ]
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Hm I'm sure theres been lots of moments.
Probably when I was level 60 odd killing chickens for 2k feathers because I'm too stingy to buy some.

Author:  trekkie [ April 27th, 2006, 1:38 pm ]
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Anubis wrote:
I got attacked and got killed by a hobgoblin because I thought it was a goblin back in rsc.:(


been there :(

i was trading and i thought that i had to keep clicking inorder too pay the cash. like click click click click click 1gp at a time until the right amount. then my freidn tells me that i could just hold it down :(

being in rsc and never going to the wild i never really died so i forgot about the 3 item rule. so i was trying to go back to lumby but nobody wouldduel me i was out of earth and i was inardy. i took off my armor and attacked a paladin. when i died... then i remember the 3 item rule :(

Author:  Cerealix [ April 27th, 2006, 1:41 pm ]
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i went pking with what i thought was carrying cooked lobsters yet when i came to eat them i found that they were raw :(

Author:  clever hippy [ April 27th, 2006, 2:04 pm ]
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I used to think when people said that they were selling over like 28 items at a time, they were just scamming because I had no idea about noting items :$.

Soon found out accidently by picking up some paper jugs :O

Author:  Chris [ April 27th, 2006, 2:06 pm ]
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Back in rsc, I went down into the basement of the varrock bank where the money is, and I wanted to know how to get it. So I got tricked into saying my password and then logging out, and lost my character at level 29 :(

And I also started playing RS when you could be attacked anywhere except towns, and I had just bought a mith long, and then was killed and lost it. So I went back and bought another, got killed, and lost that one too, so I was broke
:cry:

Author:  Kyle [ April 27th, 2006, 2:20 pm ]
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When i was lvl 3 i followed a guy to a "gold mine" in the wild and was later pked and lost full iron. Iron was alot back then, 3 days out of tuturial island.

Author:  o_argetlam_o [ April 27th, 2006, 2:29 pm ]
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I thought that if you put a person on ignore list that they couldnt attack you in the wilderness. I got a rude awakening when the person who was on my ignore list suddenly killed me and took my full mith.

Author:  Mckennant [ April 27th, 2006, 4:10 pm ]
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i dont know i guess i always tried stupid stuff like selling deed's to a "house" for 500 gp each

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