Hey I finished the quests 3 days ago, before a guide came out on any fan site.
Talk to the gypsy and then to Cook about how to make Sir Amik's creme brulee.
Sir Amik Varze
Items Needed:Pot of cream, Bucket of milk, Raw sweetcorn, Axe, Machete, Pot, Dramen staff (to get into Zanaris), Raw chicken, Anti-dragonbreath shield, Pestle and mortar, Ice gloves (not needed but handy), Weapon and Armour to kill de drag,Prayer potions are quite handy for killing the black dragon
Talk to the gypsy and then to Cook about how to make Sir Amik's creme brulee if you havent already done so.Use the milk with the cream to make a creamy mixture.
Go to the Lumby mill and grind your sweetcorn into cornflour. Use this with the creamy mixture to make a cornflour mixture.Next we go to the Khazari Jungle SCARY wooowoooo. ahem. anyway go to the shoreline and search for a vannile pod. Its in a tree...
Now store everything in the bank except tele runes. Cast off to Entrana and go down the tunnel you went in for the Lost City Quest. Kill zombies (lv 24) until you get a bronze axe and then get a dramen branch. Grind it to dust and go back to the bank. Talk to the Wise Old Man near draynor bank. Ask him about the evil chicken. under the strange beasts section
Now get some armour a weapon ANTI DRAGON FIRE SHIELD! Dramen staff raw chicken. food and prayer pots.
Go into Zanaris, and then use a raw chicken on the shrine. You will be teleported into a strange dimension cave thing whatever. Now run past the big scary black dragons to the evil chicken. Kill him (Pay back - booyaa)
Now Take his egg and add it to the mixture. Now switch to protect from melee and run back past the dragons. Kill it - if you are using range you can go back into the tunnel with the ore. or back up against the portal. either way , kill the dam thing and pick up a token. exit the portal and rub it.
You will meet a fairy dragon who will grant you a wish. Get him to flambe the brulee. Hooray now teleport to lumbridge. Now Go Give the Brulee to Sir Amik Varze and congratz0 sub quest complete.
-Awowogei-
Go to ape atoll and proceed to interrogate that stupid dapper monkey.If you cant remember he is below the temple. He wont tell you, proceed to strangle (unforunately you cant do that). He will tell you about some monkies. they are in the temple and are very frustrating to talk to.
Locate the Monkies and talk to one of them, the others will butt in the conversation. They will tell you that King Awowogei's favorite food is Roasted giant snake stuffed with sliced banana and monkey nut paste. The banana and monkies can be bought on ape atoll. The Snake must get got from crash island
Buy the banana and the nuts then go back to Lumdo who can and will take you back to crash island.
Once you are there, head east and go down a hole. Kill a big snake and get the corpse. if you dont want to die use protect from melee.
Now go back to the trio and they will tell you the nuts and banana are the wrong type. you need a red banana and some special nuts. to get the red banana go to the west side of the island and while in fat monkey guard form use a rope on the tree. get 2 and drop one as soon as you get to the monkiesd because they will eat the first one. slice the second.
As for the Other nuts you must go to the new agility course. You must be a ninja monkey to use the course. if not you simply cant do it.
now grind up the Nuts (you dont have to go back to them).
Now use the sliced banana with the snake and then the ground nuts.
Now dust off your zombie greegree and go down to the sacrficial pyres. there is a crevice just below the ladder. enter it and you will see a long rock. Use the snake on the rock and you will cook it. Hopefully...
Now go back to lumbridge and give the cooked snake to him. he will tell you about ape atoll teleport.
Thank god thats over
Deep Breath
Fighting The Food
You cannot use prayer when your fighting these Monsters!
-Agrith-Na-Na-
Items recommened:
Rune plate and legs or dragon hide
a good shield and wep
a good amulet
might as well have a cape
swordies or better
Battle Stratgey
This guy is pretty easy you should just unload specials and eat when needed
-Flambeed-
Items recommended:
mystic top and bottom
ammy of magic
runes for the highest spell you can cast
food
either ice gloves and a staff
Battle Strategy
You cant hold any weapon without ice gloves. I just manually clicked from the spell menu so i didnt have to kil the ice queen again. Pretty simple
-Karamel-
Items Recommended:
again mystic top and bottom
ammy of magic
god cape
DDS and a staff plus runes
Food
RESTORE POTS at least 7
Battle Strategy
Mage This God dam ice cream and dont start drooling at the screen. If you run out of restore pots and your mage level it too low to cast your spell. Switch to DDS and spec.
-Dessourt-
Items Recommended:
D hide or rune armour
a decent amulet
a good melee weapon
good food
super pots if you can afford
Battle Strategy
This edible vampire will fire bats or liqourice i cant really tell and melee you. Just eat when nessecary and unload specs
-Gelatinnoth Mother-
Items recommended:
Farseer
Mystic top gloves and boots
d hide legs
MSB and rune arrows or a crystal bow
runes for all 4 wave spells
melee wep
god cape
Food
Food
Food
Food
Battle Strategy
The last actually hard monster. You should use the following table to find out what will hit when.
White - Air spells
Blue - Water spells
Orange - Melee attacks
Brown - Earth spells
Red - Fire spells
Green - Range attacks
-Culiromancer-
Items recommended
Mystic
runes to beat the hell out of him
shield
god cape
food - you wont need much
Battle Strategy
He is just like a pure. Very easy if you have good defence.