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Author:  trekkie [ October 30th, 2005, 5:50 pm ]
Post subject:  a true noob
i just got back to my dorm but the second i came back i had to talk with somebody about an experience i had and lucky for me jeff was on ;) enjoy
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i have met the noobest person in the world
trekkie says:
o r should i say child
Jeff says:
?
trekkie says:
i was with my mom we went to a temple
Jeff says:
ok
trekkie says:
i grabbed all my stuff since i was going to head back to my college dorm later
Jeff says:
yea
trekkie says:
i had a lot of time so i used my laptop in the computer lab to finish some hw
Jeff says:
then?
trekkie says:
later some7 year old kid comes in
trekkie says:
and starts playing some games on cartoonnetwork and stuff like that
trekkie says:
he puts on some headphones and then starts humming the music! which is annoying as hell!
Jeff says:
lol
trekkie says:
suddenly i see him trying to find a website so i asked what he was looking for
trekkie says:
he was looking for runescape
trekkie says:
but he typed in RUMESCAPE!
trekkie says:
i get him to the site (without tell him thati play)
trekkie says:
he makes a new acc, but the dumb thing is he tries to put in really names like kyle tyler etc
trekkie says:
for a password it was like jjjjj
Jeff says:
lol
trekkie says:
i finally get him to stop doing that
trekkie says:
he manages to finish his username
Jeff says:
ha
Jeff says:
lol!
trekkie says:
then i tell well go log in "aww man i forgot my username and password"
trekkie says:
which is 5 minutes later when he was done!
trekkie says:
so he goes and make ajnother one
trekkie says:
again he puts in names lke kyle, tyler
trekkie says:
qwerty
trekkie says:
for a password
Jeff says:
stupid noob ^^
trekkie says:
he finally gets done with the 2nd account
trekkie says:
and he forgots his password!
trekkie says:
so again he makes a 3rd account
Jeff says:
...
trekkie says:
he finally manages to log in (wow took like half an hour)
trekkie says:
he doesnt know how to click man
Jeff says:
-ha
trekkie says:
he doesn't know to talk to ppl with the arrow above them
trekkie says:
it took him 1 FULL hour!! to finish turtorial island
trekkie says:
when he finally gets to lumbrdige
trekkie says:
he has no idea what he's doing
trekkie says:
i swear to god he asked me "what does eat do?"
trekkie says:
he gets to draynor and catches a few shrimp
Jeff says:
lol
trekkie says:
he still cannont se the diffrence between a real player and an |NPC
trekkie says:
a lvl 26 jail guard attacks him
Jeff says:
lmao
trekkie says:
then he goes back to fishing
trekkie says:
he then WALKS into a NPC dark wizard
trekkie says:
who just kills him
Jeff says:
rofl
trekkie says:
he doesn't know how how to cut fish
trekkie says:
o and i forgot to mention
trekkie says:
when i askd him to right click on a rock to prospect it
trekkie says:
he had no idea what right click was...
Jeff says:
=')
trekkie says:
later after he left odds are that he'll forget his password and everything
trekkie says:
then i told my friend "if a player doesn't know what right click is don't play rs"
trekkie says:
i told a guy over there
Jeff says:
lol
trekkie says:
"i'm going to have fun telling my friends this story"
Jeff says:
=)
trekkie says:
this proves that ALL NOOBS ARE under 10 years old


i swear on my own grades that this happened in real life!
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Author:  zante4950 [ October 30th, 2005, 5:54 pm ]
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rofl if u dont know what right click is u shouldnt be on the computer
Author:  T3hfox [ October 30th, 2005, 5:55 pm ]
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Lmao. That is truly a noob.
Author:  thief18954 [ October 30th, 2005, 5:59 pm ]
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I think it's more of stupidity than newbliness. After all, it's only a 7-year old kid. Cut him some slack, I don't think they taught him in school how to spell 'Runescape' or remember complex passwords. (Even though jjjjj isn't really much of a password.) Still, you can't really expect a kid to remember passwords.
Author:  trekkie [ October 30th, 2005, 6:02 pm ]
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why should i cut him some slack? he can play all those flash games very easily. from what i see, left clicking and using the arrows key to move around isn't that hard
Author:  Robbie [ October 30th, 2005, 8:23 pm ]
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I'm pretty sure if you were 7 years old, you wouldn't like people calling you dumb.


That's why you don't learn calculus in grade 2
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Author:  Dave [ October 30th, 2005, 8:24 pm ]
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Kinda sad. I mean he is new to the game but it is not that hard to tell a npc from a real player. Also not knowing how to right click, he shouldn't even be at the computer if he doesn't know that.
Author:  trekkie [ October 30th, 2005, 9:47 pm ]
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me mental2 wrote:
I'm pretty sure if you were 7 years old, you wouldn't like people calling you dumb.


That's why you don't learn calculus in grade 2


actually by how i grew up i always looked down on myself so no matter what i do i critize my own work so that even if it is good i'll feel good but if it was horrible i wouldn't give a ...

yep this always work for me. like i do now (you're stupid me: O well)
Author:  Pat [ October 30th, 2005, 9:57 pm ]
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i grew up (sorta) learning that "constructive criticism is better than a compliment"

but still, not knowing how to right click?
Author:  Spaz [ October 30th, 2005, 11:22 pm ]
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-And that boy was me!
JK
But anyhow.I think if you cant spell the word "Runescape"...Dont play it?I mean I dont play games which names I cant spell.
^-^
Author:  Anubis [ October 31st, 2005, 2:34 am ]
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My 8 year old brother can play runescape, and he already has a cbt 56 account with 65 wc. o.0

Not all noobs are under 10, but they generally ACT as though they are under ten. And thats most probably due to the fact they either have only just got a computer, or have never experienced being in a community.

But yeah - LOL.
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