i dont know where else to put this thread
Ok, this is a movie!!
idea by me 
....ok...
SCENE1: Me, a pure warrior, in the wild attacking my neighbor 7 -year-old, a noob pker, with a plastic dragon longsword and/or a line of sausages(aka whip)
and this is real life btw...when he dies , the noob, i add effects in the movie, he dissapears, just like in grand theft auto, and u see bones and ring of wealth. =) a cheap ring...
Scene 2: Me, a woodcutter, in real life, i found an axe, and i go qoodcutting, i look for magic trees for 10 hours... cant find any and i curse... and attack a random pedestrian (random event monster) and kill in one shot.... cant find trees,, i go find willows and try to woodcut them... it takes me all day to woodcut a piece of bark... and i say, yay 50 gold worth!
Scene 3: I fish...i have a lobby cage and i try to catch real lobsters...i fall in the water and die... and i respawn at home... and then a noob pics up all raw lobsters..."yay lobbies! 200 dollars each
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Scene 4: Ranging, im lvl 69 ranging, i have red t-shirt, red pants and red gloves, aka red dragon armor... "yay i hit 70!" i go wear black dragon armour, (lol i couldve worn that before
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all my ideas so far lol, anyone like my idea
