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Newbie: Buying Feathers 20gp Each!
Innocent Bystander: What do you need feathers for?
N: My main is a member and I use them to make pillows
IB: Oh cool pillows can I have one please?
N: No members only.

Noob: Hi
Me: Hi...
Me: Who are you?
Noob: I am a mod of Jacex
Me: It's Jagex...
Noob: oh...
Noob logs out

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Noob: Hi i am a mod of Jagex i need your password
Me: Where is your crown?
Noob: Well, we don't do that all the time...
Noob: But i need your password.
Me: Why? (like whatever)
Noob: You got reported for item scamming.
Me: By who?
Noob: can't say...
Me: Scammer...
Noob: i am not a Scammer...
Me: No, "Scammer" is my password...
Noob: Muhahaha I wasn't a mod... I am a scammer i am going to hack you!!!
Me: you really think "scammer" was my password?
Noob: I was kidding... I am a Mod...
Me: Lol

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I saw this when i was in Lumbridge after I died in Wildy...
Noob: You scammed me...
Noob2: Muhahahahaha
Noob: Every1 report *name of noob2*...
*I don't like scammers... especially when they are scamming noob's. SO i reported him...*
Noob: Come on give me my tinderbox back!!!
Noob2: no it is now my tinderbox...
Me::-s

newbie: hey
me: who are u and why are u msg'ing me?
newbie: what u dont rmember me
me: answer the questions or remove me now.
newbie: i meet u when we first startd
newbie: the game
me: oh, and how long ago was this?
newbie: in world 45 u were like lvl 21
newbie: and i was 23
me: how long ago usually refers to time.
newbie: like 5 mons ago we used 2 be good friends
newbie: or 7 months
me: so it's been 7 months since i was lvl 21?
newbie: i dont no the excat date
me: exactly kid because u have no idea who i am now remove me.
newbie: ok haw did u get that crown next 2 ure name it was never there

Had another noob Pretending to be Jagex:

Noob: Hello their, my name is Mike. I need your password.
Me: Why do you need it exactly?
Noob: I work for Jagex, and you have been too good for rs, so I need your password.
Me: Why haven't you taken Zezimas password yet?
Noob: We have, she is no longer on RS.
Me: Zezima is a guy.
Noob: Pardon me, I frogot. Please, tell me your password or I will tell the authorities!
Me: I thought you were the authorities.
Noob: Yes, just give me your password.
Me: Can I see your crown first?
Noob: What, a tiara?

I saw this conversation last week training on a skill pure I am making.

N: I have a 112 main with dragon plate
Like 5 other people: There is no dragon plate

He then keeps insisting that "yes there is" and calling everyone else noobs.

Author:	Dan [ August 3rd, 2005, 3:16 pm ]
Post subject:	Dumb Newbie Conversations v2
There used to be a topic about this, but it died out and was locked. However I heard the funniest thing yesterday while training my pure on F2P... Quote: Newbie: Buying Feathers 20gp Each! Innocent Bystander: What do you need feathers for? N: My main is a member and I use them to make pillows IB: Oh cool pillows can I have one please? N: No members only.

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Author:	trekkie [ August 3rd, 2005, 3:32 pm ]
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HAHA i'll post a few of mine later. gotta copy them later

Author:	zobbey89 [ August 3rd, 2005, 5:07 pm ]
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so many noobs it gonna make me sick

Author:	trekkie [ August 3rd, 2005, 8:56 pm ]
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Grandpamuto 04 Aug 2005 03:57 Edit Message I was in varrock bank with a noob. noob: Runescape blocks out your pass!! look!! ******* (censor) me: (not falling for it): boonuoykcuf noob: haha im gonna hack you after you log out!! me: are you sure?? read my pass backwards reports noob noob: you're the noob. me: are you sure??? I just reported you. noob: yea, sure whatever. noob logs off me: continues doing whatever i was doing at that time " this just happend in cathy while i was fishing noob: selling Paramaya ticket 1.5 mil! noob 2: buying Paramaya ticket for full d armor ironicly they don't trade each other me: Paramaya ticket??? noob: selling Paramaya ticket 1.5 mil! noob 2: buying Paramaya ticket for full d armor! me * does a seach on the object found it's the ticket for going in the hotel in shilo! me: you scammer you 2 are working together! noob1: shut up insert words me: those tickets are for the hotel in shilo village! lets report them both!! after a while they left dumb huh here's one that i did a few months ago but i never posted it up. i kept forgeting at the time me in f2p wanting to mess around with noobs. i had made 1 full iron and scimmy and kite and went to look for ppl. i was weilding a magic staff. later around lumby i see a low lvl killing a goblin me: hmm much power i sense in you. will you fight for saradomin? player 1: who is saradomin? me: why he is the god of Runescape. will you fight for him? player 1: sure me: good good, but first we must have a test. go kill that goblin. kills it me: nice nice. here take this armor and the cape of saradomin. player 2: ooo ME!!! i want to fight for saradomin too! me just knowing he wants free stuff but i had another full iron me: well then i must talk to the gods. here follow me. * we head toward the monostary but i went to kill some highway man to get a cape. we got to the monostary me: wait down here while i talk to the gods. * i switch to p2p world so i could tele to draynor to make a blue cape and went back and grabbed 2 pairs of monk robe* me: now follow me to the top of ice mountain. me: player 1 do you swear to fight for saradomin? 1: yes i do me: then take the robes of saradomin me: player 2 do you swear to fight for saradomin? 2: yes i do me: then take the robes of saradomin. you are now warriors of saradomin, you must honor him, and never do evil things such as scamming or hacking. player 2 you must train him, for he is the chosen one. me: here take my staff and may it give you great honor. alas i must leave this world. good bye then i left. it was so much fun i swear it seemed like they realy though i was a really talkng to a god noob: nice phat me (wearing blue mask): its not a phat noob: o what is it then? me : mask noob so if its not a phat what is itme: a masknoob: what kind of mask me : a blue mask... noob: thats it? me yes... noob: are you sure? me cooking sharks noob: where you get feathers? me: kill chickens noob: how i make it into a hat me: you dont noob: how do you wear it me: (wearing a chompy hat) its not a feather hat noob: god damit! yes you are! me: its a quest hat geez noob: which one? me: legends (lying haha ) noob: DAMIT!

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Author:	sound_proof [ August 4th, 2005, 7:55 pm ]
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noob in lumby: buying axe!! me: [i was making armor to get smithing up so i give him steel axe] noob: thats not an axe!! me: yes it is.. noob: dont trick me,, axes are bronze! not steel!

Author:	mybassismyfriend [ August 4th, 2005, 8:11 pm ]
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Recent Noob Conversation: Noob: Yes, I have a Santa Hat. Myself: Somebody call an ambulance. N: You are sooo jealous. M: I have two noob. (Trades and shows) N: So M: Wear your santa. N: I can't I am not a high enough level.

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Author:	wildrice [ August 4th, 2005, 8:15 pm ]
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I saw this conversation last week training on a skill pure I am making. N: I have a 112 main with dragon plate Like 5 other people: There is no dragon plate He then keeps insisting that "yes there is" and calling everyone else noobs.

Author:	the blue men [ August 5th, 2005, 3:05 am ]
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Noob: Hi Me: Hi... Me: Who are you? Noob: I am a mod of Jacex Me: It's Jagex... Noob: oh... Noob logs out - Noob: Hi i am a mod of Jagex i need your password Me: Where is your crown? Noob: Well, we don't do that all the time... Noob: But i need your password. Me: Why? (like whatever) Noob: You got reported for item scamming. Me: By who? Noob: can't say... Me: Scammer... Noob: i am not a Scammer... Me: No, "Scammer" is my password... Noob: Muhahaha I wasn't a mod... I am a scammer i am going to hack you!!! Me: you really think "scammer" was my password? Noob: I was kidding... I am a Mod... Me: Lol - I saw this when i was in Lumbridge after I died in Wildy... Noob: You scammed me... Noob2: Muhahahahaha Noob: Every1 report name of noob2... I don't like scammers... especially when they are scamming noob's. SO i reported him... Noob: Come on give me my tinderbox back!!! Noob2: no it is now my tinderbox... Me::-s

Author:	zobbey89 [ August 5th, 2005, 12:13 pm ]
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the blue men wrote: Noob: Hi Me: Hi... Me: Who are you? Noob: I am a mod of Jacex Me: It's Jagex... Noob: oh... Noob logs out - Noob: Hi i am a mod of Jagex i need your password Me: Where is your crown? Noob: Well, we don't do that all the time... Noob: But i need your password. Me: Why? (like whatever) Noob: You got reported for item scamming. Me: By who? Noob: can't say... Me: Scammer... Noob: i am not a Scammer... Me: No, "Scammer" is my password... Noob: Muhahaha I wasn't a mod... I am a scammer i am going to hack you!!! Me: you really think "scammer" was my password? Noob: I was kidding... I am a Mod... Me: Lol - I saw this when i was in Lumbridge after I died in Wildy... Noob: You scammed me... Noob2: Muhahahahaha Noob: Every1 report name of noob2... I don't like scammers... especially when they are scamming noob's. SO i reported him... Noob: Come on give me my tinderbox back!!! Noob2: no it is now my tinderbox... Me::-s lol the last 1 is the best 1 ever seen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:	Xbladez [ August 5th, 2005, 9:37 pm ]
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private msg from some newbie: wrote: newbie: hey me: who are u and why are u msg'ing me? newbie: what u dont rmember me me: answer the questions or remove me now. newbie: i meet u when we first startd newbie: the game me: oh, and how long ago was this? newbie: in world 45 u were like lvl 21 newbie: and i was 23 me: how long ago usually refers to time. newbie: like 5 mons ago we used 2 be good friends newbie: or 7 months me: so it's been 7 months since i was lvl 21? newbie: i dont no the excat date me: exactly kid because u have no idea who i am now remove me. newbie: ok haw did u get that crown next 2 ure name it was never there rofl, i love the new tactic kids are using to try and get close to people by saying the used to best friends back in the day then not knowing anything about the person they're msg'ing.

Author:	keyringman [ August 6th, 2005, 4:01 pm ]
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Lol pillows.

Author:	mybassismyfriend [ August 6th, 2005, 5:46 pm ]
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Had another noob Pretending to be Jagex: Noob: Hello their, my name is Mike. I need your password. Me: Why do you need it exactly? Noob: I work for Jagex, and you have been too good for rs, so I need your password. Me: Why haven't you taken Zezimas password yet? Noob: We have, she is no longer on RS. Me: Zezima is a guy. Noob: Pardon me, I frogot. Please, tell me your password or I will tell the authorities! Me: I thought you were the authorities. Noob: Yes, just give me your password. Me: Can I see your crown first? Noob: What, a tiara?

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Author:	bateater [ August 7th, 2005, 10:44 am ]
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mybassismyfriend wrote: Had another noob Pretending to be Jagex: Noob: Hello their, my name is Mike. I need your password. Me: Why do you need it exactly? Noob: I work for Jagex, and you have been too good for rs, so I need your password. Me: Why haven't you taken Zezimas password yet? Noob: We have, she is no longer on RS. Me: Zezima is a guy. Noob: Pardon me, I frogot. Please, tell me your password or I will tell the authorities! Me: I thought you were the authorities. Noob: Yes, just give me your password. Me: Can I see your crown first? Noob: What, a tiara? rofl rof that is funny what a n00b wow if you are gonna try and scam dont be stupid ( scamming is very bad )

Author:	trekkie [ August 7th, 2005, 11:35 am ]
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wildrice wrote: I saw this conversation last week training on a skill pure I am making. N: I have a 112 main with dragon plate Like 5 other people: There is no dragon plate He then keeps insisting that "yes there is" and calling everyone else noobs. there are dragon plates remember the spinning disk

Author:	Jessica [ August 7th, 2005, 2:02 pm ]
Post subject:	I hate annoying lvl 5s
I might have already posted this on the original one I was walking around lumbridge and I had my rune 2h that time Noob:Can I buy your blue sword? Me: No Noob: Why not? Me: You can't use it! Noob: Who says Me:You don't have lvl 40 attack! (Noob runs away)