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Author: | trekkie [ June 27th, 2005, 7:55 pm ] |
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my noob thread in the rs forum was such a big hit, i wanted to share. here ya go (basic intro) Quote: It has come to my attention within the last 2 threads that people hate my thread because of the fact that we use the word "noob" automaticly EVERYBODY who flamed my thread were people who by just seeing the word "noob" and assume that we are talking about level 3 players. i beg of you, at least read the post before you start complaining. 90% of the most here are about noobs who 1. attempt to pass scamming 2. regular scamming 3. just being plain annoying do not just assume we are talking about noobs. and if you do not like us using the word "noob" in this thread than do not post. it's that simple. you don't see me going to other people's thread saying "noobs are annoying and anybody who defends them are noobs themselves". please do not flame thank you and have a nice day noob: nice phat me (wearing blue mask): its not a phat noob: o what is it then? me : mask noob so if its not a phat what is itme: a masknoob: what kind of mask me : a blue mask... noob: thats it? me yes... noob: are you sure? me cooking sharks noob: where you get feathers? me: kill chickens noob: how i make it into a hat me: you dont noob: how do you wear it me: (wearing a chompy hat) its not a feather hat noob: god damit! yes you are! me: its a quest hat geez noob: which one? me: legends (lying haha ) noob: DAMIT! i was tutoring in this middle school and about 1/4 of the kids on the computer were playing rs.well i was walking around and out of nowhere one of the kids says o he got banned for playing to long of course im like what??so i took a look. i asked him where he saw that and says he saw white text.i told him he did not get banned, some guy was just playing around and how jagex does not ban people for playing too long.hes only in the 6th grade so ya know noob : hey can you help me get the elf stone me: which quest are you doing ( cuz there is waterfall and the other one) noob:how sould i know which quest i'm doing! offensive and just plain stupid. (me fishing sharks) noob: hey can i get sharks for free? me : no i need them (noob keeps pressing trade with me) noob: come on me: ignore noob: keep fishing my FISHING SLAVE! me: if you keep harrassing me i'm going to report you! noob: fish for my fishing slave! ( hits trade like crazy) me ![]() noob: noo!! rest is saying sorry blah blah blah me: sorry doesn't cut it, i gave you a warning noob: love the head piece where you get it do tell me: (still wearing chompy hat) me: chompy quest noob: plz? me: chompy quest noob: plz tell me j1j2j3 me: i just did... noob: will you? me: i just told you where to get it noob: ok 6 seconds later noob: no you didnt! noob:j1j2j3- plz tell me where u got the head piece Me: i just did fishermen1: what? the feather noob: yes fishermen2: he just did noob: no fishermen1: that comes from the chompy hunting fishermen2: yeah me: big chompy bird hunting quest! me: what part of chompy quest dont you understand!!! noob:o thx here's one over PM noob: i'm going to report abuse me: on what charges noob: for item scamming you all know where this is heading right me: i'm not even going to bother with you. bye bye *block* i was stealing seeds and i didn't feel like going through the whole " but if i give your my pas i'll get in trouble" stuff here's one my friend wanted me to give his some magic runes for his new mage pure so i decided to play a little trick on the noobs there. friend: may i have free stuff plz!! me: hmm i dont know... will you work hard? friend: yes i will! me: well you look like it okay here noob1: oooo can i have free stuff too noob2 me too! me: will you 2 work hard? both: yes! me: hmm i dont know you have to pass a test see this NPC (one of the new people in lumby weilding a magic stick) me: this person needs help. if you can help him, he will give you some free stuff, just ask him *they talk pm to friend* me: my cue to leave ![]() mods deserve their own post ![]() Quote: A1b Forum Mod25 Apr 2005 22:28 I'm a player mod, so I get quite a few like this: Newbie: what that crown by your name ab1 Me: The crown shows I'm a player mod. Newbie: you work for gagex then Me: No, player mods are normal players. Newbie: reporting for staff imprsnaton Quote: Boideverou07 Forum Mod 05 Jun 2005 01:23 Level 82: Wc lvls? Me: 7820123151.2151 =) Level 82: Are you people illeterate, i asked a question Me: Does that mean we have to answer? Level 82: Dam noobs Quote: Maccaaccam noob can you buy me a rune long me no noob why not me cause you can buy it yourself noob your a noob just buy me one me no go away noob ill report you for pessword scamming if you dont buy one for me me how are you going to do that noob well are you going to buy me one me no noob my pess word is fishsticks me why did you tell me that noob now ive reported you for pessword scamming me or sure and walks away noob logs off 5 mins later i see him again he had been hacker he was giving away all the noobs stuff lol one strange thing about all this was i dont think he could even use a rune long he was level 32 i think Quote: Ravenvamp noob: don't kill me plz me:kk i won't (we were in monk place i was heailn from fight) noob: ahhhhhhhhh u attack me Me: leave me or i will Noob: ahh run away me: y Noob: im a lv 99 mage Me: zamorak is coming zamorak nears Zamorak makes noobs fear him. Noob: i reported zamorak me: ha ha noob Quote: Hunter21100 Im in canfis fighting wolfmen A noob comes up to me and goes: What do wolfmen drop? Me:lvl 3 clue scrolls Noob:can I have one? Me:There not tradable Noob:put one on the ground and ill pick it up Me: sure(I stand in one spot for a few seconds so it looked like i was dropping the clue) I dont drop the clue and 5 minutes later I go back to varrock. The noob is still standing there... Quote: 0strike0 I know some quiet funny noob tales they didnt happeen to me but im gonna say (me) cause i dont know the peoples names :] Noob:how do i eat this bread? Me:click on it, or right click then left click on eat Me:(sees noob eat bread) Noob:how do i get it back? Quote: Me: teleported to lumbridge Me: see someone spawns Noob: aww man that chicken killed me! Me:HAHHAHAHHAHAHHA--- Quote: Zero9xv I went to a free world and... noob1: I just sold my bro's phat! noob2: for how much? noob1: 25k! and its worth 100gp! ha ha noob2: Nice Quote: afr0smasher Me: *just walking along minding my own business* noob: hey can I borrow your character for a minute? Me: No! Yuo think I'd just give you my pass? Noob: *long pause* ...yes Me: Your crazy Noob: No I'm not, I just need to borrow your character Me: Why? Noob: To do stuff Me: What stuff? Noob: quest stuff Me: You know that even if I gave you my account and you beat a quest it doesn't count for you right? Noob:... I want to give you free stuff, I'm a mod Me: You're a level 23! And where's your crow***Noob: It in bank Me: You don't understand do you? Noob: Of course I know you ****!! Me: I think it's about time we ended this little conversatio**Noob: I'm a mod and I'm gonna ban you!!!!!! Me: *adds to ignore* Quote: Archer148 HILARIOUS ENCOUNTER!!!! K I was in the lesser demon place in the karamja volcano with this lvl 54. Me:Die!!!!(start wacking him with my rubber chick Noob:Go away!!!!!stop killing me(runs out of lesser demon pit). On karamja isle... Me:I'm gonna kill you!!! Noob:Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh !!!!!!!(he seriously thought i was gonna kill him(lol)!!!!! It goes on for a while than he finally logs out Quote: Dark Mist Noob:please free money someone told me coins were bad luck so i gave them away Me(thoughts):why do you want more gp then Quote: Kimarhi 84 27 Apr 2005 19:49 This happened ages ago when i was level 15 and i love it when im the annoying person, lol) (Noob picks up bread off ground) Me: You have to wash your hands before you eat that noob: y? me: its been on ground, its dirty. noob: where do i wash my hands? me: u have to right click on a sink and click wash noob: wheers the nearest sink? me: Lumbridge noob: can you take me there? me: no noob: awww (drops bread and goes away) Quote: Dragonmas855 me*in fally* noob:whoa a mohawk how did u get that!!11 me:ummmm..... noob:why doesnt guy in fally hairstlye store sell one???! me:im special thats why noob:im special to and ideserve one me:yes u are*give him a bronze med helm* noob:YAY I GOT A MOHAWK*he runs around fally saying mohawk weeeeeee im special* next day noob pms and tells me hey this isnt a mohawk u scammed me! Quote: Badboy999990 Ok here's a good one when I was lvl 68 acting very odd Me:Nice Burger King hat *it was a lvl 53 with yellow phat* Lvl 53:It's s phat... Me:No it's a Burger King hat.Now can you tell me where the Burger King is lvl 53:Yea, theres a Burger King in Catherby. Me:*I walk to Catherby* The same lvl 53 says,"It's Taco Tuesday at Burger King!!!" Me:How much for a cheeseburger with a king hat??? Lvl 53:2.50$.Fries with that? Me:Sure why not Lvl 53:*Trades me puts up bread*Here's yer taco and king hat*he also put phat in trade...I put in 250gp...He takes away phat* Me:Is there a bill? Lvl 53:No now eat up Hehe. Quote: Derek E30 May 2005 03:57 this is not a noobie storie ( well, mabe about me) but i feel like tellin this storie... i walk into a bank. theres a million ppl in there. so i felt like pulling a prank on them. Me:look its my pass! Castlewars. 1 moment, every1 is here. the next, the whole bank is solid empty. couple minutes later every1 logs back in almost every1: u noob! im reporting u! me: for what?!?! almost every1: for scamming us! me: i didn't scam u though! its not like while u were gone i took all your stuff! almost every1: yeah right! (noobs...) Quote: Phantom14725 10 Jun 2005 16:27 ok.. so im only lvl 58... but i have a funny storie im walking around in the lvl 40-48 wildy by the steel pl8 respawn and a bunch of lessers a noob suddenly appears out of no where immediatly, the noob is set apon by both lessers in the area and me. noob: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! me: get im boys!! noob: stupid idiots!! me: who are u talking to? noob: those stupid guys that are both called "lesser demon" ( i stop attacking him.) me: yeah, their my buddies we go pking in the wild, your our 5th victim today. noob: im repoting them!! me: who? noob: These two lesser demon guys me: go ahead noob: i wont report you me: why thanks, but may i ask why? noob: you dont have the same name as them me: so, let me get this straight, your going ot report them cause they have the same name? ( at this point in time the noob dies... i wait a while and he pms me) noob: i reported them me: thats great little dude ( put him on ignore list) Quote: Dansk8 13 13 Jun 2005 01:16 this happened a while ago like when rs2 started out noob:what are you doing with a long sword like that? me:(i was only 50 attk) its a r2h, im killing bugs and stuff noob:wow is killing bugs fun? me:not really Quote: Gtafemalefan 15 Jun 2005 19:05 this is short and my first noob report... me: (having just got lvl 80 combat killin chickens(?!) holy cow!!! *in shock* noob: where? sorry but i couldnt stop laughing *not sure if this is true but giving benefit of the doubt* Quote: Toby1009
20 Jun 2005 06:07 odd moment... Me:Hi newb newb: who u calling newb?? Me:you Newb:my main is zezima Me:ya right... Newb:logs off Zezima logs on next to me:wanna bet? Me:holy sheet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Author: | Adbot [ June 27th, 2005, 7:55 pm ] |
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Author: | Jeff [ June 27th, 2005, 7:58 pm ] |
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Nice collection of noob convo ![]() ![]() |
Author: | trekkie [ June 27th, 2005, 8:02 pm ] |
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nope not anymore. a few weeks ago i had that thread "using the same name" but then somebody went an said that we're noobs for making fun of low lvl people. then wezzy locked it cuz of the rude remark... ehh o well 6k post of this stuff in the rs general forum haha. |
Author: | King Kulla [ June 27th, 2005, 8:25 pm ] |
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Lol those are funny! |
Author: | The Killer [ June 27th, 2005, 11:48 pm ] |
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seen em on the forums, the latest one was #3 right? so thats like over 4k posts on that topic. i think i posted some... or maybe not. |
Author: | Woodequalsgp [ June 28th, 2005, 1:18 am ] |
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you know most of those are made up...and some are just retarded,but some are hilarios |
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Author: | Brad [ June 28th, 2005, 3:32 am ] |
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noobs these days eh? ![]() |
Author: | Lance [ June 28th, 2005, 7:08 am ] |
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A few of these were making me laugh. |
Author: | czskrazzi [ June 28th, 2005, 7:10 am ] |
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A Nice collection.. Its hard to find real convos, some people just make it up as they are posting sometimes ![]() |
Author: | trekkie [ June 28th, 2005, 7:16 am ] |
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at least my stories are true ![]() |
Author: | Dude [ July 3rd, 2005, 8:00 pm ] |
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Why do you gotta be so mean to new players??? Because you have no life??? |
Author: | Dan [ July 3rd, 2005, 8:11 pm ] |
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Dude wrote: Why do you gotta be so mean to new players??? Because you have no life??? Why do you have to spam? Do you think I have no life and nothing better to do then delete spam posts? Anyways, a n00b is not a new player. Most people have no problem with new players. A n00b is an annoying person. He even said, Quote: It has come to my attention within the last 2 threads that people hate my thread because of the fact that we use the word "noob" automaticly EVERYBODY who flamed my thread were people who by just seeing the word "noob" and assume that we are talking about level 3 players.
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Author: | Haitovich [ July 3rd, 2005, 9:25 pm ] |
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Lol, funny convos on noobs. I hope they dissappear someday altough RS wouln'd be funny without them..... OMG noobs are part of RS as we know it!! |
Author: | Tombwarrior9 [ July 3rd, 2005, 10:03 pm ] |
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Author: | Maverick_64 [ July 4th, 2005, 12:41 am ] |
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Dont post 1 word,or 1 smiley ![]() Some of them are pretty funny,some not ![]() |
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