One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as disgusting the orangutan? Purplish flakes under the octopus disseminated savagely. I ate snow and pills but from Shane's desk. Before, nobody knew about children watching puppies eat puppies over plates. Now satan cheeped loudly. What Shane didn't approve, millions of raving rabid rabbits galloped majestically throughout the metaverse for ages. Lacking the carrots to ring a ring. I dislike these rebel's scum bags. Why Kyle does on Shane to believe all the lies pooping out from Republicans. From here Jagex decided enough ******* was buttcheese. So, Bonsai99 sacked Estor anally. How? Quickly, he smelled the aroma of african toads pooping. How revolting scientology has been? Silently General ***** sneaked marijuana into anuses to smuggle it across Canada rectally. So, why would Ring focus on the posterior region so much? Meanwhile, back to the lab, Bonsai99 was concocting sperm filled panties hastily while Hic142 back-flipped gayly into hell. But with Santorum eating bull ****, Estor went to save Hic142.
First, who was the orangutang? Tom Bishop ********** frantically while chickens plucked men assertively. Estor dolphin-dived into city wok crying about onion rings. Out came I and thy holy KFC bucket carrier. Sorry, I have extreme ADHD. police officer Ring was playing "Probation" while sulking with his super supper which was amazingly tasty. Finally, he was stoned backwards over his lawn, covered with carp. "Shenanigans!" said Bugs Bunny as he combusted blissfully while I squiggled lines among professors' meatloafs. Timing it with precision, I flapped furiously following my desert rain frog into the wild blue yonder while moonwalking across the vast array of bottlecaps arranged by their weight neatly. However, the next blue moon orbited awkwardly
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