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Author:  Viola Hero [ February 8th, 2009, 5:23 pm ]
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...food cooks you!

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Author:  Vervada [ February 8th, 2009, 6:36 pm ]
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... Shane questions Brad's sexuality.

Author:  Steven [ February 8th, 2009, 7:09 pm ]
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Vervada wrote:
... Shane questions Brad's sexuality.


You must not know the Soviet, Russia jokes.

"In Soviet Russia, weapons reload you!"

Author:  Kirby [ February 8th, 2009, 8:22 pm ]
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In Soviet Russia, chimes ring you!

Author:  Shane [ February 8th, 2009, 8:38 pm ]
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In Soviet Russia, content management systems manage you!

Author:  Pfkninenines [ February 8th, 2009, 8:42 pm ]
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In Soviet Russia, myths bust you!

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Author:  Unbirthday [ February 8th, 2009, 8:58 pm ]
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In Soviet Russia, toilet paper uses you!

Author:  Total Plox [ February 8th, 2009, 10:00 pm ]
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Steven wrote:
Vervada wrote:
... Shane questions Brad's sexuality.


You must not know the Soviet, Russia jokes.

"In Soviet Russia, weapons reload you!"


His is actually good, since it's Brad who questions Shane's sexuality in reality.

I don't have one, sorry...

Author:  Pfkninenines [ February 9th, 2009, 8:22 am ]
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Never really knew where this came from till I saw Yakov Smirnoff's article on Wikipedia. Started reading about the "Russian Reversal", and the jokes could be a bit funnier if we stuck with the original premise..

In America, you can always find a party!

In Soviet Russia, The Party finds you!

or

In Firefox, you keep tabs in your browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on you!

Author:  Unbirthday [ February 9th, 2009, 8:33 am ]
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In Soviet Russia, the whales kill you.

Author:  Dokter Bob [ February 9th, 2009, 9:06 am ]
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In Soviet Russia, 360 controllers throw you in frustration!

Author:  Unbirthday [ February 9th, 2009, 9:14 am ]
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris tells jokes about you!

Author:  Mikhail [ February 9th, 2009, 5:02 pm ]
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In Soviet Russia, Windows crashes you!

Author:  Kirby [ February 9th, 2009, 5:37 pm ]
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Mikhail wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Windows crashes you!

Technically, that is everywhere if people get really mad at it.

In Soviet Russia, lung disease dies from you.

Author:  Shwa [ February 9th, 2009, 7:50 pm ]
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In Soviet Russia, shirt wears you!

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