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Author:  Lord Zamorak [ February 5th, 2009, 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Wish Corruption

Basic rules: Grant the above poster's wish, but do it in a twisted way, which ends up killing them or their colored pencils. Or something simple, doesn't matter.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

Author:  Adbot [ February 5th, 2009, 7:51 pm ]
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Author:  Arcanis [ February 5th, 2009, 7:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

You get your chocolate chip cookie... OF DOOM! It has been infested with small pox, and in the long run you kill everyone in the world :O

I wish life was like the Matrix (and I had Neo powers).

Author:  Unbirthday [ February 5th, 2009, 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted. But life turns out to be a video game and you've been put on pause.

I wish I had six fingers on one hand.

Author:  Lord Zamorak [ February 5th, 2009, 8:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but you're sold to the zoo.

I wish I had a pet chimpanzee.

Author:  Rune Beast0 [ February 5th, 2009, 8:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but it's sold to the zoo.

I wish for more wishes. :D

Author:  Unbirthday [ February 5th, 2009, 8:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but then later fail due to your procrastination.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

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Author:  Kirby [ February 5th, 2009, 9:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but the physics of this game corrupted your wish.
I wish for a bigger MacBook.

Author:  Steven [ February 5th, 2009, 9:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but it turns out that it was a bomb rigged to explode.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

Author:  Kirby [ February 5th, 2009, 9:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but the economy blew up and all things are $1,000,000.01.
I wish for a full set of Star Trek.

Author:  Steven [ February 5th, 2009, 9:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but there's Star Wars in the boxes instead.

I wish for my dragons to hatch. lololo

Author:  Al3X [ February 5th, 2009, 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

They hatch, but they are dead when they hatch due to lack of views/clicks.

I wish my can of soda was in the trash can outside.

Author:  Steven [ February 5th, 2009, 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but if you would have gone and put it in there yourself, you would've met a dwarf who would lead you to his golden treasure. :( Laziness is failure.

I wish that I was black.

Author:  Sev [ February 5th, 2009, 9:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Kirby wrote:
Granted, but the economy blew up and all things are $1,000,000.01.
I wish for a full set of Star Trek.


Granted, but it's on DVD and the discs are ben beyond repair.
I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Author:  666midnight [ February 6th, 2009, 5:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Wish granted it just get obliterated instead :)

I wish I had more time on RuneScape :P

Author:  kjthoward [ February 6th, 2009, 5:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted. However you try to pk someone and get killed and lose everything you had.

I wish I wasn't at school :(

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