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Author:  hummerwar921 [ April 22nd, 2009, 10:01 pm ]
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Granted, however, it's sparkly and hot pink. And too big.

I wish for a Microsoft Surface.

Author:  Adbot [ April 22nd, 2009, 10:01 pm ]
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Author:  Sam [ April 22nd, 2009, 10:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but you drop a cast-iron teapot on it and break the screen.
I wish for a Intel Core i7 Extreme Edition 965

Author:  Kenny [ April 23rd, 2009, 10:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted except it's broke.

I wish for some grilled halloumi cheese.

Author:  Alex 43 [ April 23rd, 2009, 10:55 am ]
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Granted. It's 3 years old. Average mass density of actual remaining grilled cheese: .001%.

I wish I could remember everything that ever happened in the universe.

Author:  Kenny [ April 23rd, 2009, 1:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Alex 43 wrote:
Granted. It's 3 years old. Average mass density of actual remaining grilled cheese: .001%.

I wish I could remember everything that ever happened in the universe.

Granted but you forget everything that is important to you :D

I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair.

Author:  Lord Zamorak [ April 24th, 2009, 6:01 am ]
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Granted, but I mishear your wish as "I wish I was a door knob."

I wish I could control time.

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Author:  Alex 43 [ April 24th, 2009, 9:05 am ]
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Granted, but isn't "Time" a silly name to give a cricket?

I wish for meat. Dead meat.

Author:  King Kulla [ April 24th, 2009, 9:23 am ]
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Granted, but tragically, you get turned into the very dead meat that you were wishing for! How unfortunate.

I wish for life.

Author:  Lord Zamorak [ April 24th, 2009, 10:50 am ]
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Granted, but you accidentally lose it in your toy box.

I wish Time be a more useful cricket.

Author:  Alex 43 [ April 26th, 2009, 8:45 am ]
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Granted. It becomes a lawyer. Not a very good one, though. It gets arrested for fraudulent claims and you end up having to pay the bail.

I wish I wasn't so good at this ...

Author:  Sam [ April 27th, 2009, 1:27 am ]
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Granted, but you are so desperate for ideas that you say some racist and very offensive things, getting you banned from RSBandB.

I wish for a golden rubber ducky.

Author:  Pfkninenines [ April 27th, 2009, 11:02 am ]
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Granted. Too bad it's a Polaroid picture.

I wish I could stay focused.

Author:  Sam [ April 27th, 2009, 9:43 pm ]
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Granted, but you achieve this by taking large amounts of riddlen(spelling?), eventually overdosing and dying.

I wish for 40 WoW accounts with a level 80 Shaman on each and 40 Computers and monitors to play them all at the same time.

Author:  Kirby [ April 28th, 2009, 6:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wish Corruption

Granted, but the nerdiness overpowered you as you did not increase the account levels gradually. (In other words, you died)

I wish for a stick. You khnow, those things that you can poke children with?

Author:  Earth [ April 28th, 2009, 7:09 am ]
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granted but you get arrested for child abuse
i want my wish uncorruptable

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